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40 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:55pm
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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1 part Zen-master
1 part Computer geek
1 part Artist
1 part Inventor
1 part DJ
1 part Jokester
1 part Romantic

Put in new city and allow to simmer. Enough to serve an entire party. Makes good leftovers but best if had fresh.

So about me:
Life is an adventure and I am the type of person that intends to live it that way. I am curious about everything, seldom without an opinion, yet open to new ideas... in fact what I feel the greatest point in life to be is summoning the energy and focus to turn those ideas into reality. I also get great pleasure in pushing new memes into the world. This gets me doing things like designing and printing t-shirts, building foot bridges, making buttons, inventing drinking games with a board to go along with it, cutting up drum barrels to turn them into burn barrels, throwing EDM parties in rock quarries, traveling to distant cities to keep up with friends who have moved as well as meeting new fantastic people.

We only get one turn on this rock... so it's important we make it a good one.

You should know that I still like to read comic books, I play video games every now and again. I love Science Fiction. My favorite TV show is Archer. Politically I'm unabashedly liberal. I like drinking... especially whiskey. I like and have pulled off elaborate pranks. I have a special song I bellow out when I am drunk.

I'm looking for someone with a certain sparkle in her eye. She knows how to kick ass but can also lay her head on my shoulder and melt. I'm looking for a muse to pile affection upon, a strong woman who knows how to call me out on my sh*t.... and likes to stir up some of her own. Someone who has my back, is ready to go, and above all appreciates my weirdness.

Starstruck happiness aside I'm also down for meeting some good people and making some new friends... maybe a cuddle buddy to watch a season of some obscure TV show with under a blanket
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it day by day.
I’m really good at
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nothing... but I'm pretty good at many many things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a booming laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some of the books I have loved over the years: Stranger in a Strange Land, Neuromancer, Good Omens, Dune, The Cider House Rules, Illusions, The Hitchhikers Guide series, The Song of Fire and Ice series.
Movies... I am a big movie fan so there might be too many to count but here are a few that stand out: Almost Famous, Pitch Black, LA Confidential, Fight Club, Underworld, Spiderman, Supertroopers, Pans Labyrinth, Get Shorty, Die Hard, Nick of Time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ideas for comedy sketches, how to balance the US budget, Graphene, throwing events, my next art project, Burning Man, memes, photography and film, gear (
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Is there such a thing as a typical Friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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David Hasslehoff, William Shatner... even Charlie Sheen. Their antics make me smile.
You should message me if
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You're reading this.
You appreciate a man who knows how to use a contraction.