I shouldn't really be telling you this, but when i play basket ball I make more shots than a bartender I lost a needle In a haystack once and found it
When I go to Wendy's the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself Everyday is my lucky day I'm 6 "1" on paper but 6 "10" when you tickle me. When you meet me you will think I am a rockstar who lost his guitar I dance like I invented it. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion it is always a step behind.