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david85

28 M Manchester, UK

My Details

Last Online
Dec 9, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i am myself, a complicated mass of particles, cells and thoughts, if u do not like certain qualities about me, do not try to change the way i am.

i am what u would call a hopless romantic, i will dive into a relationship full on and take it very seriousely. unless u expressly tell me what u want from the start and i'll work on that. i aint perfect all i offer is me, the good and the bad, it's a package deal, i don't give a fuck about appearance, as u will see in the up coming picture, i may sound like a miserable sod, but if u care to look past my rather innefective words, well, u can find that out 4 urself. i am actually 19 btw. be warned, my libido is v low, so all u who r just looking for a quick shag will get no luck here. i've been brought up to deal with the high maintenance girl, that i can do, i just don't know what to do when it comes to the low maintenace ones, bcause everything i believe should be done goes right out the window, oh well, if u r low maintenance, please give me a fucking clue what to do...

I am bumbling, idiosyncratic, and considerate
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
a student in england, going for a career in journalistic writing, currently hating valentines day for all it's triteness and superficial trivialities. (yes i was recently dumped.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, trying to help but failing, acting, creative writing and i will listen to anything you have to say and try to keep an objective mind, if u want any advice, comfort, or even a shoulder to cry on, i'll be there whenever i can be. oh, impressions and quotes, my elmo impression is rather good to.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my awful hair, bushy eyebrow and my odd face, not to mention my glasses. oh and my kick ass leather jacket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
the handmaid's tale (book), it's a wonderful life, frailty, freddy vs jason, nightwish, disturbed, bob dylan, frank sinatra queen. a spell for chameleon.(book)obscure black metal terry pratchett
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
computer games, my family love, my mates (they're more like an extention of my family though) jay and silent bob, alcohol. and of course the obvious ones (food, water, air etc)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where my life is actually going, which direction the world is headed, and how much i'd like to put the french on an island on their own and sink it! oh, and occasionally how the hell ben is going to sort out his life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out drinking, inside doing fuck all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i am the king of the frog people and am terribly confused... (see, i told you i was strange. or didn't i? oh well, now you know.)on a serious note, my "tool" isn't exactly what you'd call big, i'm actually not too sure because i don't compare penis sies with other men, and i'm not in the habit of measuring it, nor do i want to do either of these things. and i don't really want a second opinion!! also, i'm a virgin by choice, if u wanna know why, just ask
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want someone who will take you for who u r, not what u look like. and if you wanna know why i'm a virgin by choice.