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davidbowienife

27 M Lafayette, IN

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I try to be a funnier version of Mr. Bates from Downton Abbey.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as an engineer.
The first things people usually notice about me
Unfortunately I have to answer with the most cliché answer of all time, my eyes. It's probably cliché to say it's cliché to mention eyes at this point. I believe this is known as "clichéption".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Douglas Adams, Dune series, the occasional Chuck Palahniuk book (yes I had to google his last name to spell it) and a few Malcolm Gladwell books so I can bust out knowledge.

Movies: Indiana Jones series, Empire Strikes Back, Dead Alive, Unforgiven, Scott Pilgrim, Snatch, Adaptation, Princess Bride

TV Shows: Dexter, Parks and Rec, Archer, Arrested Development, The Wire, Life, Peep Show, Louie, Justified, Homeland, Eastbound and Down

Radio Shows/Podcasts: This American Life, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, Sklarbro Country and Doug Loves Movies
The six things I could never do without
Netflix
Kindle
Deli meats
Body Wash
Chunky Monkey
Friendly competition
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Whenever I hear Ace of Base I pretend to hate it, but secretly love it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can put up with dad jokes.