Welcome to my shambolic attempt at not dying alone.
So, I like to spend as much time as I can not procrastinating because that makes me feel bad, so I try and be creative and proactive as often as possible. I like to read books, produce music, design things, go to the gym, watch films, listen to music; basically anything that keeps me from treading water in a sea of retarded and self piteous disappointment. The best thing is reading in the bath except for when the water is too hot and the book shrivels up into a pulpy mess and falls apart. Cinemas are also great because you can cry and people think it's just because of the movie and not because of everything else in your life.
I probably drink too much and my diet is terrible, but I do shit loads of exercise and my metabolism is awesome so I don't care. Actually, my diet is OK, but it's inconsistent. Like, one week I'll have a really great balance of all the proper food groups and nutrients and all that stuff you're supposed to eat, and then the week after I'll eat like two pizzas in a single day and I have this terrible habit of eating massive chunks of cheese before I go to sleep.
I am sometimes quiet and a bit shy, and I also have this amazing obsessive compulsion where the final line of all my written paragraphs has to stretch at least 50% across the page or box or whatever it is I'm typing into.
PLEASE CONSIDER THIS FAIR WARNING
My favourite thing is listening to horrendously dark, abrasive electronic music that makes normal people feel uncomfortable and anxious.
In fact if you don't like pubs don't even contact me.
Actual User Reviews:
4/5 - "Only wished I was somewhere else twice" - Liz, 28
4/5 - "Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be" - Cat, 28
5/5 - "I had a great time after the third drink" - Aivi, 30