Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am David.
Welcome to my shambolic attempt at not dying alone.
So, I like to spend as much time as I can not procrastinating
because that makes me feel bad, so I try and be creative and
proactive as often as possible. I like to read books, produce
music, design things, go to the gym, watch films, listen to music;
basically anything that keeps me from treading water in a sea of
retarded and self piteous disappointment. The best thing is reading
in the bath except for when the water is too hot and the book
shrivels up into a pulpy mess and falls apart. Cinemas are also
great because you can cry and people think it's just because of the
movie and not because of everything else in your life.
I probably drink too much and my diet is terrible, but I do shit
loads of exercise and my metabolism is awesome so I don't care.
Actually, my diet is OK, but it's inconsistent. Like, one week I'll
have a really great balance of all the proper food groups and
nutrients and all that stuff you're supposed to eat, and then the
week after I'll eat like two pizzas in a single day and I have this
terrible habit of eating massive chunks of cheese before I go to
I also have this amazing obsessive compulsion where the final line
of all my written paragraphs has to stretch at least 50% across the
page or box or whatever it is I'm typing into.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Yeah, so I work in "the music industry" and I think it's meant to
be about nurturing artists and progressing the expressive nature of
an historic and noble art form, but sometimes I'm really not sure
that everyone shares the same goal as me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really fucking good at Hungry Hippos
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to drink red wine and eat nachos (guacamole, sour cream and
tomato relish on plain cheese layered tortilla chips with medium
strength jalapeños) and watch Pulp Fiction and burn incense and
listen to Brian Eno and read dystopian novels about our eventual
glorious demise and play Legend of Zelda.
My favourite thing is listening to horrendously dark electronic
music that makes normal people feel uncomfortable and anxious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which Sure anti-perspirant should I be this week I guess I'm
feeling pretty Active but then you got this Invisible Ice right
here, you know? ... heh, look at this idiot buying Quantum, excuse
me sir when are you getting Extreme back in stock?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mr Boombastic is the greatest pop song ever written.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I think I prefer meeting and talking to people in pubs, so if you
like meeting and the idea of talking and you also like pubs then
maybe you could say hello. Or if you don't like pubs you could
suggest something else, but seriously, who doesn't like pubs?
In fact if you don't like pubs don't even contact me.
Actual User Reviews:
4/5 - "Only wished I was somewhere else twice" - Liz, 28
4/5 - "Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be" - Cat, 28
5/5 - "I had a great time after the third drink" - Aivi, 30
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