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27 Santa Monica, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
When drinking
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I just moved here from Chicago just about a year ago. So, be nice. I'm still a little heartland-y.

I call my mother every day.

I think improv comedy is painful to watch and makes me cringe so hard my balls rise up into my body.

I can't help but get all smiley around dogs.

I want a good girl. Bad girls do very little for me.

I'm not into polyamory. I find it yucky.
What I’m doing with my life
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- Recording music and stuff like that for a living

- Watching Good Eats before bed
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making you laugh without having it seem like I planned my jokes beforehand

- Cooking

- Quickly forming a positive relationship with your dog

- Winging it
The first things people usually notice about me
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Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd from around Trading Places time, but I don't see it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- King of the Hill

- The Sopranos

- Oneohtrix Point Never

- BIll Callahan

- The Tallest Man On Earth

- Pig Destroyer

- Molasses-cider-marinated grilled pork tenderloin and man that shit gets all charred and awesome
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- An external with shows on it

- Capsaicin

- Jokes

- Chicken

- Learning stuff

- My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...if women on this thing here are truly worried about meeting a murderer/rapist and what that implies about what other dudes post on their profiles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...doing nothing much so I can wake up in time for early Saturday activities, or because of a mix of laziness and the desire to unwind from work. Saturday evening is usually my getting-lit-up evening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wrote a swear on an AOL pro wrestling message board and got in serious trouble.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re a cool and good-looking girl who is not NEET but still enjoys taking it easy. can tell me what's up with these women from Indonesia or the Philippines hitting me up. How does that happen?