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davidcg87

27 Santa Monica, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved here from Chicago just about a year ago. So, be nice. I'm still a little heartland-y.

I call my mother every day.

I think improv comedy is painful to watch and makes me cringe so hard my balls rise up into my body.

I can't help but get all smiley around dogs.

I want a good girl. Bad girls do very little for me.

I'm not into polyamory. I find it yucky.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Recording music and stuff like that for a living

- Watching Good Eats before bed
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making you laugh without having it seem like I planned my jokes beforehand

- Cooking

- Quickly forming a positive relationship with your dog

- Winging it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd from around Trading Places time, but I don't see it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- King of the Hill

- The Sopranos

- Oneohtrix Point Never

- BIll Callahan

- The Tallest Man On Earth

- Pig Destroyer

- Molasses-cider-marinated grilled pork tenderloin and man that shit gets all charred and awesome
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- An external with shows on it

- Capsaicin

- Jokes

- Chicken

- Learning stuff

- My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...if women on this thing here are truly worried about meeting a murderer/rapist and what that implies about what other dudes post on their profiles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...doing nothing much so I can wake up in time for early Saturday activities, or because of a mix of laziness and the desire to unwind from work. Saturday evening is usually my getting-lit-up evening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wrote a swear on an AOL pro wrestling message board and got in serious trouble.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're a cool and good-looking girl who is not NEET but still enjoys taking it easy.

...you can tell me what's up with these women from Indonesia or the Philippines hitting me up. How does that happen?