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40 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–41
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 16
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Judaism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
just thought i d give this a try smart funny guy here
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
answering questions like stale is to steal as...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i m really good at taking dense oblique difficult things to grasp and making them simple / easy to understand i can explain anything i know to almost anybody i meet
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
usually i m making people laugh so i guess thats what they notice but physically most people mention my eyes/brows
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i read incessantly but my favorite book is The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

movie: Moulin Rouge

show: i haven t had a tv since i was in my teens living at home but me and the boys get together to watch Ru Pauls drag race

food: PIZZA, rare/medium rare bacon cheeseburger fries and a coke and PIZZA maybe a salad occasionally but def PIZZA
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
besides the basics i could do w out anything but if i had 2 choose a pair of jeans a t shirt flip flops friends family and music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
empty essays
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
depends i work sat morning so nothing outrageous ... usually dinner w some friends and then an hour or so at a bar w them and my trusty mocktail .. go home read a book watch some hulu jo and sleep
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i ll admit a couple things here even tho the 80's r over i still think khakis and a (pink) polo can be really hot and i still want to secretly be Madonnas best friend ...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if Ur bored ..or if Ur smart and handsome w a big brain er cock no brain (how bout both) and Ur looking to date or if U wanna be long distance pen pals
any combination of 3 or more