I am tall, fast, and sometimes hungry.
My Self-Summary
ok, i was born about 27 years or so ago, i don't remember
much
then i got tall
then i got a job
then i got some tattoos
then i got arrested
then i got a really good job
then i got a lip piercing
then i got a car
then i filled out this profile
then the bucs won the superbowl!
then i went to a concert a couple of times
then i learned about consciousness
then i gave up my religion for lent
then i saw a horse
then i walked home
then i skydived
then i dropped out of college
then i ate some bad food and got sick :(
then i saw this movie that changed my life
then i smoked some weed
then i got a wii!
then... idk what happened next
wait, i think i mixed up the order!
What I’m doing with my life
i'm learning.. about everything i can, and i'm sorting it out.. i
guess you can call me a filter
i have an awesome job
i'm learning about wine
i have a rough idea of what i wanna do for the next couple of
years, and i think i've set myself up well for these rough ideas
I’m really good at
being sarcastic
serving tables
doing a bunch of stuff in my car while driving to work
The first things people usually notice about me
my lip ring
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
staticx is my favorite band
i read wine books now
The six things I could never do without
video games, wine, basketball, girls, music, ink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to change the world
how to change my world
how the world changes
how we are all one
which is all the same exact thing :)
On a typical Friday night I am
going or working out, i mean working or going out
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
hmmmmm
ummmmmm
i had a fistfight with jesus in my sleep one time...
we fought for almost an hour and a half...
he was winning at first, he was pretty quick, he had pulled my
shirt over my head and was wailing on me... but i stepped on his
foot cause i was wearing shoes, and he was wearing sandals... i
forget what we were fighting about, but he was pissed... he did
this sweeping leg thing that knocked me down, and i had to use my
full guard so he didn't pummel me too bad... fortunately there was
this cactus near by... i kinda pushed off it with my foot and
turned him a little... i got back to my feet and was throwing
punches while circling around him... i cut him over his right eye
with my jabs, he got a good kick to my ribs, which winded me, but
the next time he tried it, i moved out of the way and followed with
a big right... he went down! then i went to grab his leg and that
bitch threw sand in my face!!! he got up and speared me to the
ground, the sand and sweat was burning in my eyes, and he was
catching me in the ribs and hit me hard on the left side of my
face, i turned the other cheek, and he hit me harder! he kneed me
in the balls, but he lost his position, so i rolled him over, and
then he rolled over, we kinda were both on our sides, and since i
could barely see i was grabbing his beard with my right hand and
swinging with my left.... i cut my hand on his teeth (i think), and
he kinda pushed me away with his feet... i stood up and i was
squinting to find him, but he was gone, i walked for what seemed
like forever, and then i woke up! it was a very vivd dream!
You should message me if
you want to join me on my quest for the fountain of youth... i
figure by the time we find it, we'll need it ;)