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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 31
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Welsh (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I'm Dave
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently ventured back on to dry land having lived at sea as a photographer for 2 years. Land is strange place...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Improvising to songs on my instruments.
(I can do almost any accent, and if you have one I may just copy it)
Singing in the shower
(usually operas about shampoo ingredients)
Making people laugh
Quoting I'm Alan Partridge
Shouting 'DAN!' at festivals.

Working out questions or problems. I was with my housemates in the Toby Carvery and they asked "I wonder how many cows they get through in a day here?" I worked it out as under 1 whole cow. Of course nobody believes my reasoning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair. "OMG I love your hair, can I touch it?"
I do have afro hair . Apparently I look like Bruno Mars?
I personally do not see much of a resemblence but it has become a nickname

My Accent : I'm Welsh but I don't sound it so nobody can really tell where i'm from.
I'm the funniest person you'll ever meet, no question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I haven't read many books at all, which is a shame really as I now love them.
I've read and loved 1984 & Captian Corelli's Mandolin and I have Catch 22 and I Partridge, We need to talk about Alan and Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman at my bedside.

TV: Shows with Steve Coogan, Stephen Fry, Sir David Attenborough, Charlie Brooker, Chris Morris, Peter Serafinowicz , Larry David, David Mitchell, Ricky Gervais, Armando Iannucci. Big Train, Peep Show, I'm Alan Partridge, Nathan Barley, Spaced, The Office, Summer Heights High, Brass Eye, Extras, Saxondale
I F**king love Pointless on BBC one. So far i've had 4 pointless answers (For those of you who have never seen the show, that won't make any sense at all)

Shows from 'Merica. Twin Peaks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Wire, The Sopranos. Classic Simpsons. South Park. Game of Thrones. I'm in the middle of Breaking Bad.

Movies: Deerhunter, There Will Be Blood, LOTR , Star Wars, Godfather Trilogy, American Beuaty, Happy Gilmore, Once Upon a Time in America, The Machinist, No Country For Old Men, Pan's Labyrinth, Being John Malkovich, Memento, Apocalypse Now, L.A Confidential, Grave of the Fireflies and loads more.

Films Starring : Kevin Spacey, Nicolas Cage (AGH not the bees!) De Niro, DiCaprio, Clint Eastwood, John Malkovich, Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, Daniel Day Lewis (I do a pretty good 'I'm an oil man' impression) Russel Crowe, Harrison Ford, Tommy Wiseau

Music :
Rock: Led Zep, AC/DC, Radiohead, The Beatles, Steely Dan
Jazz: John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Pat Metheny, Hiromi, Bill Evans
Electronic: Squarepusher,Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Clark
Classical: Bach, Arvo Part, Steve Reich, Vivaldi, Rachmaninoff
Strong Cheese: Journey, WhiteSnake
Other: Nick Drake, Louis Prima, Animal Collective, My Bloody Valentine, Laura Nyro, Vashti Bunyan

Food: Plenty of cheese, tomato. Thick salty bacon, none of that crispy burnt crap. Not a fan of fish but White fish and Tuna are lovely.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Musical Instruments
My Camera
Friends & Family
I guess my laptop coupled with an internet connection
Quality Pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Our imagination is stretched to the utmost, not, as in fiction, to imagine things which are not really there, but just to comprehend those things which are there." - Richard Feynman
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes out with friends, other times laughing at youtube or reddit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am one of those people who doesn't own a smartphone and is still on PAYG, i'm a survivor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've read this far. (cliché as f**k)