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30 M Las Vegas, NV

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:25pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Just moved to Vegas from NYC to work at one of the big casino/resorts out here. I've been an east coaster almost my whole life (except for a year in Argentina), and I'm excited to see how you desert people live. Since I know you must live in constant fear of dying of thirst under your blazing sun at any moment, I came equipped with several canteens of water that I carry around with me at all times. I also carry a whip to protect myself from desert bandits and rattlesnakes. I came very well-prepared.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the CFO of one of the biggest casinos. So, much of my day is spent strategizing about things like debt, which properties we should buy or sell, and how to get more people to walk through the properties. Since I am perpetually lost when walking around this resort (it's very disorienting!) I am probably not well qualified for that last responsibility. Luckily, many friendly old people who hang out here often are willing to guide me. In return, I share my water with them and provide protection from bandits and rattlesnakes.
On a slightly more serious note, I just finished an MBA at Harvard and moved out here to try something different. I worked in finance for many years and decided I wanted to try something fun instead. So far, this is way more fun.
I’m really good at
Let's see...I'm pretty good at pool (billiards). I also know a lot about philosophy since that's what I studied in undergrad. So I guess that makes me good at knowing that I don't know anything, and confusing people. These are surprisingly useful skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
People often ask me if my stunning features were carved out of a marble block by cherubim. Admit it, you were thinking it too.
To show you what I mean, I've thought about posting a shirtless mirror selfie highlighting my abs, but I've heard mixed things about that. I read that although many girls say they won't respond to anyone with a shirtless mirror selfie, guys who have them actually have higher response rates! What do you think?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pan's Labyrinth, Always Sunny, The Mind's I, Cosmos, Seu Jorge, Maria Gadu, Senna, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Aladdin, Godel, Escher Bach, Pale Blue Dot
The six things I could never do without
My little brothers
People to share things with
Someone to teach me
Some ways to improve
New foods to try
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The size of the universe, the nature of personal identity, the meaning of proper names, how to eliminate poverty, and other mind-bending issues.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gettin' my swerve on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was almost suspended from college for a prank gone awry.

I also may have shed a thug's tear while watching Toy Story 3.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy the feeling of marble against your body.