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34 Brighton, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 8:46am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Open relationship
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I'm nothing if not mercurial. I'm also easily the least qualified to tell my own story.

Dorothy Parker is my idol. Her and the Dude. That should tell you a bit, anyway.

I frequently receive spam emails selling franking machines that are, apparently, now more affordable than ever. I have no baseline to verify this claim.

Polyamorous and quite happy with the arrangement.

I live softly, and life is beautiful.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Filling it with love. Enjoying it. Raising an amazing little person.

Always learning, experimenting, exploring. Being a bit cheeky; being subtle about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Many things! Conversation, if the company is right. I've a compulsion for making things, and teaching myself new ways to make things.

Making lights blink, making things vibrate rhythmically, making marks on things with different coloured things, combining edible substances into eminently more edible substances, and grossly oversimplifying things so they sound a bit ridiculous (or I do).

Also, parenthetical statements.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Canadian accent
My fantastic Roman nose
The lovely aroma of my pipe smoke

The last things anyone would suspect of me:

I love to dance. Seriously, I missed a calling.
I can race like a mountain goat over jagged rocks.
I kind of wish I had to wear a suit to work.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a greatly diminished capacity to enjoy books uncritically owing to an unfortunate run-in with an English degree, but favourites include Ford Madox Ford, T. S. Eliot, Beckett, Sōseki, Margaret Atwood, Stevie Smith, Slavoj Žižek, Montaigne, Rabelais, Ernesto Sabato, Stanislaw Lem, Solzhenitsyn, Mary Wollstonecraft, and so on.

I love discovering new music, with few enduring favourites. If I hear it and like it, it'll probably make it into my rotation. At the moment that's St. Vincent, Destroyer, Tame Impala, Magnetic Fields, Dirty Projectors, Grimes, Purity Ring, Chromatics, Tune-Yards, Ariel Pink, Ellen Allien and a bunch of other random tracks.

Movies I form more of a connection with. Existential comedy is a great genre, with Wes Anderson topping the list. Then mostly a bunch of random films I adore: The Spirit of the Beehive, Last Year at Marienbad, Brazil, Repo Man, Let the Right One In, Celine and Julie Go Boating, Marketa Lazarová, Sophie Scholl and The Princess Bride.

Episodically speaking, anything strongly character-driven gets me good: Mad Men, Justified, The Wire, Homeland, Treme, coughMadeinChelseacough, and Breaking Bad.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Everything is interesting. It's all in how you frame it.

Lately: being a small bit of generic backfill in a million anonymous lives. Also the black art of logistics and supply chain management.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have depth like an ocean and I hold it as self-evident that everyone else has the same, despite the masks they might hide behind.
You should message me if
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You're a poet.