Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"The real power of a man is in the size of the smile of the woman
beside him." -- some guy who's good with women
I'm practical, honest, kind, and chivalrous. However, I'm a bit
crass (I curse frequently) and I am horrendously awkward holding
I have so many to-do's on my list, here are a few:
- Learn Portuguese and/or Japanese
- Hike through every national park in the US
- One day become a high school wrestling or brazilian jiu-jitsu
If you're picking up anything I just put down, hit me up and I'll
take it from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day: level 10 number cruncher and deliverer of shitty data
results at a hospitality company. By night: pajama-wearing ass
kicker at a dojo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sean Connery impressions, pon di river, photography, and writing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-The Sun Also Rises, A Thousand Splendid Suns, The Great Gatsby,
The Sixth Extinction
-Legends of the Fall, The Lion King, The Princess Bride
-The Wire, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, Modern
-Frank Sinatra, Tribe Called Quest, Better Than Ezra, Yiruma
-Indian, Thai, other spicy ethnic fare...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bluetooth earphones, camera, polarized sunglasses, dri-fit apparel,
chapstick, TED talks and podcasts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how it's impossible for John Connor to send Kyle Reese back in time
to copulate Sarah; how humans are the worst; racial inequaility,
the environment, crytozoology; what it's like being Na'vi
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing the piano, drinking with good friends, or melting into my
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i love romcoms and consistently play MtG (if you know/also play
this, I will get down on bended knee)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you don't use the term "sapiosexual"
- you LOVE dogs
- you recycle
- you enjoy shitty jokes
- you peruse urban dictionary or rap genius for no reason
- you believe in reverse yelping to prevent your favorite
restaurants from being overcrowded...(don't judge me)
- you're actually DOWN TO MEET UP to get to know each other
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