32 Rockville, MD
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My self-summary
I'm witty, honest, and chivalrous. However, I'm a bit crass (I curse frequently) and I am horrendously awkward holding babies.

My long/short term to-do list:
- Learn Portuguese and/or Japanese
- Hike through every national park in the US
- Revisit all DC museums

If you're picking up anything I just put down, hit me up and let's meet!
What I’m doing with my life
By day: level 10 number cruncher.
By night: kumite fighter, lifter, piano player, reader of novels.
I’m really good at
Sean Connery impressions, pon di river, photography, and writing haikus
The first things people usually notice about me
either my bass voice or my slightly cauliflowered ears...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-The Sun Also Rises, A Thousand Splendid Suns, The Great Gatsby
-Legends of the Fall, The Lion King, The Princess Bride, The Other Guys
-The Wire, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, Modern Family
-Frank Sinatra, Tribe Called Quest, Better Than Ezra, Yiruma
-Indian, Thai, other spicy ethnic fare...
The six things I could never do without
bluetooth earphones, camera, polarized sunglasses, tiny desk concerts, chapstick, black coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to be better; how humans are the worst; racial inequality; the environment; cryptozoology; do all dogs really go to heaven
On a typical Friday night I am
enjoying a night out or in
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i love romcoms
You should message me if
- you don't use the term "sapiosexual"
- you LOVE dogs...and animals in general
- you recycle
- you enjoy shitty jokes
- you peruse urban dictionary or rap genius for no reason
- you believe in reverse yelping to prevent your favorite restaurants from being overcrowded...(don't judge me)