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44 M Dallas, TX

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  • Ages 25–45
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My Details

Last Online
Jan 30
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Chicks... they dig me. I can make anybody laugh within a few minutes of meeting them either with a joke or an observation, anything:

- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- I used to be a banker but then I lost interest.
- A peanut was walking through the park and got a salted.
- I tried to catch some fog but I mist.

A few nice simple clean jokes is always a decent way to start things off, maybe... depending on your sense of humor or the limits of it.

I know I am not the most physically attractive never have been but the cool thing about me is I get much funnier as time goes on. Once I am around you for a while I will have you laughing more and more.

- A book I once read the main character described his friends by what their Top 5 Jeopardy categories would be. What would your's be...?

As for a few of my likes along with a few of my dislikes:

- Listening to Marcus Miller's music (solo albums).
- Randy Johnson (now retired) but when he was pitching in the league absolutely loved watching him pitch.
- I can tell my left from my right.
- I just saw one of my favorite shows Tech Toys 360 is coming out with a new season next month! Yeay!
- I need to travel more and more often...
- I am like anesthesia give me a moment and I start working.
- Really like hot wings, always have and pizza (who doesn't like pizza...?).
- Enjoy conversations with my dad.
- Named my computer after an old Aerosmith song.
- Watching Basketball & Football both the pro game.
- I have a really neat idea for a first or second date perhaps even third.
- Hanging out with my now (18-year-old) niece and (8-year-old nephew).
- A while back I tried to learn to cook a few different things did not work out very well.
- Get together with my any of my assortment of friends.
- I was once thanked in a CD liner.
- I haven't done this in a while used to really enjoy riding my bike. There were a few places that I really enjoyed riding through/around such as University Park or around White Rock Lake both rides are so much different on a bike vs. in a car.
- Have always been fascinated by those who can write really well, Hemingway’s – A Moveable Feast is one of my all time favorites what an amazing gift for dialog.
- Music has always had a big presence in my life I listen to all sorts of bands/artists/rappers/groups/singers across several styles and several decades (with the exception of C&W -Waylon & Willie ain't gittin' this here beer) along with any music that has a xylophone in it.
- There are quite a few movies from the 80’s still make me laugh.
- Just like many others I go through my share of eBay binging but haven’t we all at some point - the only thing more addictive is Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
- Really anxious to get a dog.
- I have nothing pierced and no tattoos. Yeah me!
- Recently or finally signed up for an iTunes account. So much fun!! Why didn't I do this sooner...?
- Finally not much for olives either green or black.

- I am Respectable, Straightforward, and Classically Handsome!!
- Remember: Excellence Does Not Require Perfection.

Genghis Grill - Love This Place!
Fuzzy's Taco Shop - Really getting hooked!
Killer Shrimp - Not yet in Texas :(
Burger House That's a tasty burger.

I have been in TX since early 96 last lived in the North East. I came to Dallas through a previous job.

Had surgery on my left ankle late last year not to bore you with all the details I can now get back to exercising!!! Finally it's been a year I have a bunch of stored up energy. Would be fantastic to find someone who wants to go walking or even go to the gym with. I really need to drop some weight. Very doable!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be a minimalist not quite getting there. How do people do it...?...?

I am self-employed grew tired of working towards other people's dreams/vision while making them super wealthy. Simply put if you are not the lead dog the view never changes!

If you're nice spending time with you if you email me now I will tell you about my third grade teacher.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making others laugh.
- Finding good/interesting traits in good people that others may miss.
- Parallel parking.
- Spending money.
- Listening to my niece sing me the latest song she has learned.
- Organizing.
- Being Resourceful.
- Drive through car washes.
- Problem solving.
- The self service check out at the supermarket, Finally!!
- Being impressive.
- Making pizza. Yummy.
- Sold my CD collection - was tuff to part with....
- I have an infinite capacity to make others happy. It's true.
- Wearing Cologne.
- Using a sppeall checckerr.
- Shopping for Sneakers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like or in some way remind them of someone they:

- Currently know.
- Have known such as an ex.
- A friend they had years ago in school.
- A relative such as a cousin.
- And every so often someone famous perhaps a person on a TV show or in a movie or in some band. Crazy stuff I know. I am with ya I have heard a small variety over the years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There are so many great reads, amazing movies and music would take to long to cover all of them.

Food is something I wish I knew more about and how to cook it. I just like things simple and tasty.

Music from the 70's Bowie, The Stones, Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Rush, Chic, Black Sabbath, Elton John, Pink Floyd, The Brothers Johnson ect... still captures my attention so often for several reasons.

Rock - Aerosmith, AC/DC, David Bowie, The Clash, Def Leppard, Guns N Roses, Journey, Jane's Addiction, Lenny Kravitz, Kid Rock, Led Zeppelin, (Early) Metallica, Motley Crue, Mother Love Bone, Oingo Boingo, Quaterflash, Rolling Stones, Rush (70's & 80's) still my all time favorite band, TNT, Van Halen (With David Lee Roth).

Comedy: Some Very Funny People Here - Dennis Leary, Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Carrington, Chris Rock, Steve Martin, Jeff Foxworthy, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Steve Harvey, Lewis Black, Mitch Hedberg, Jackie Martling, Billy Crystal along with and many others not listed here.

Electronic -Art Of Noise, Beastie Boys, Beck, The Crystal Method, The Chemical Brothers, Depeche Mode, Deee-Lite, Death In Vegas, Daft Punk, Delerium, Fatboy Slim, Gorillaz, Lords Of Acid, L.A. Style, Pop Will Eat Itself, Portishead, The Propellerheads, Tricky, Yello..

Someone once said to me - Life is all about the books you read and the people you meet. Kinda like that I would also add music.

Sometimes I go through moments when I just re-reading certain books most off the list below.

Yellow River by I. P. Daily
Neil Peart - Ghost Rider
Nikki Sixx - The Heroin Diaries
Graham Greene - The Quite American
Kevin Smith - Collected Writings of Kevin Smith My Boring Ass Life
Amarillo Slim - In a World Full of Fat People
Slash - Slash
Chuck Klosterman - Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs
Phil Jackson - More Than A Game
Ernest Hemingway - A Moveable Feast
Anthony Keidis - Scar Tissue
War Letters - Anderw Carroll
Fank McCourt - Angela's Ashes, Tis, Teacher Man
Hunter S. Thompson - The Rum Diary
Tom Wolfe - A Man in Full
Ben Mezrich - Bringing Down the House
Ayn Rand - The Fountainhead
Pete Hamill - Piece Work
There are so many great reads wasn't sure how many to list on here probably listed to many already.

Movies: So many where to start...? Most anything from the 80's still makes me laugh along with any Kevin Smith or Quentin Tarrantino movies!, Johnny Depp, Eddie Murphy, Denzel Washington, Jack Nicklson, Guy Rithie movies Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels & Rocknrolla top the list. Less Than Zero or Vision Quest!

There are so many more outstanding movies across multiple decades by so many different Actors, Directors, ect... it would take so long to name all of them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) My family.
2.) Friends... well most of them.
3.) A Great Read.
4.) iPod What did we do before this amazing invention came along! Ahh the joys of a great play lists...
5.) All things in doors (heating & air-conditioning, electricity, plumbing, furniture).
6.) / Half Priced Books / Barnes & Noble.
7.) My Eyesight.
8.) My computer I actually named my computer - Shela "She's like a ball and chain".
9.) Fun foods (pizza, tacos, bacon cheese burgers, hot wings).
10.) Music.
11.) Aluminum foil along with my toaster oven.
12.) Comedy.
13.) TV Shows - Californication & PTI.
14.) M&M's.
15.) Women!
16.) Humor/anything funny - at least to me.
17.) Nike & Adidas.
18.) Fox News & Fox Business.
19.) Seafood.
20.) Zyrtec & Bottled Water.

Thought it said 20... I'm part overachiever on my fathers side.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- My niece who is now 11, wow!

- I keep finding more tasty items at Central Market...

- Sometimes I think about moving to a variety of places....

- How come you never the see the passenger in a car on a cell phone it's always the driver...

- Never understood what fun there was in flying a kite...

- I need to post new photos of me on here...

- Why do they keep making Romantic Comedies...?

- How much I dislike mornings glad it only happens once a day...

- If I knew I was gonna live this long I would of taken better care of myself...

- My rare butterfly collection...

- Where to go for lunch...

- When is my mind not in motion - feeling as though I am always multitaksing...

- What's on the Travel Channel...

- Is 43 the new 38....

- I need a dog! If you own a dog you just moved up a notch - even better if it is one of the breeds I really like!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Out with friends having a few adult beverages watching sports or going to a show.

- Unwinding from the weeks activities.

- I have been watching movies on TCM. Never thought I would enjoy older movies so much...

- Starbucks drinking some tea and reading for a bit.

- Just hanging out being cool!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Have always been drawn in by a great smile!

I have shopped at the The Container Store.

I would buy you a drink but I might get jealous of the straw.

Info-mercials that highlight a certain style of music. They always seem to play just enough of a song to catch my attention then another piece of a song comes on now I am slowly getting hooked in then the whole half hour is up. Now I need to hear most of those songs again.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- I would like to find a beautiful woman who is a bit of many things classy, graceful, genuine and have an authenticity, uncomplicated, grounded, being down to earth all while enjoying my silly jokes or as close to any of this as possible. Another think I have always noticed is that I am attracted or drawn to people who aren't so mainstream or trendy.

As far as humor goes someone who also enjoys humor that is clever and/or one that borders on the pushing the envelope.

- There is something unique about you!

- "Hartford the whale!" - what movie is that from?

- You know the words to every Styx song.

- You promise "Not" to tell me a joke.

- Ideally it would be great if you are within 10 miles or 10 minutes of me. But there are exceptions to this.

- Lastly you will be gentle.

When you email me please try to