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dbeauee

23 / M / straight / Single

Cortland, New York

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I am I think, therefore, and I am.

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My Self-Summary

I just received a Bachelor's Degree in Philosophy from SUNY Binghamton (w00t). I shall now proceed to shove that degree up my asshole because that's about all it's good for. I plan on going to grad school at some point, so I can pursue a doctorate (in philosophy I suppose). If that fails I shall become a super hero (named the Philosoraptor! Get it! HA! I'm punny). You think I'm joking, but I'm really not.

I like existentialism, phenomenology, and long walks on the beach (hardy har har). The only thing hotter than discussing Husserl's transcendence of the ego on a mid-summer's afternoon is making love to the sweet sounds of David Robert Bowie. I would also like a pet sea otter.

What I’m doing with my life

Doing productive things like Okcupid
Substitute teaching
Getting ready for graduate school

I’m really good at

Playing my ballsaxophone
Philosophizing
Convincing people that they do not exist.
(Yeah...that line gets me all the pussy. Nothing gets a girl hotter than telling her she doesn't exist. Damn, I'm a ladies man...)

The first things people usually notice about me

What the hell kind of question is this? How am I supposed to know?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Sartre, Camus, Heidegger, Tillich, Kierkegaard, Putnam
Movies: Hitchcock, Fellini, Kubrick, Kurosawa, Woody Allen (Bergman can suck my junk)
Music: Bowie, U2, Beatles, Bob Dylan, Smiths/Morrissey, and lately I've been stealing Muse albums from Wal-Mart so I guess I like them too
Food: Vegetarian NOT to be mistaken with Veganism, which is just silly

The six things I could never do without

Friends, Family, Books, Internets, Offensive Things, and Billy Mays

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The ontology of the self
Keira Knightley...naked...
Why I always seem to misplace my chapstick
Why the world is such an utter shitasrophe
And what the FUCK is Bob Dylan rambling on about in "The Ballad of a Thin Man"? Seriously, does ANYONE know? Message me if you do.

On a typical Friday night I am

Wherever I am (usually with friends)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Once upon a time I had OCD

You should message me if

You need an existential detective
You want to watch 8 1/2 or Woody Allen with me
You wanna play my bawlsaxophone!
Or if you want to hear my argument against epiphenomenalism.

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