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34 M Vallejo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:48pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
Living on the Vallejo waterfront now. I'm across the street from the Napa River and stoked about walking to the marina and whatnot. Water calms me.

Just your average completely laid back, professional, smart ass, word nerd, Italian that spends his weekends tromping around bay area beaches, bars and baseball games.

I'm the guy who will say he can't make it, rather than lie and not show up. Set plans mean a lot to me. Be on time, which is actually early. Don't flake. Maddening.

Also a hunter, trivia savant, owner of vinyl and dirt bike rider.

Recently started a new job in Vallejo working for a State Senator. Hoping it leads to a career in behind the scenes politics or some kind of PR gig. Recently left behind a career in journalism. So I check spelling on any messages. And please, no LOLing yourself.

I drive a 97 car that my parents gave me. I rent. Throw down in the kitchen.
What I’m doing with my life
I travel around the Bay Area handing out proclamations and attending meetings in suits and junk. Also help residents with case work.

Work nights and weekends a lot, but hoping to find someone that I can see when I'm free and on short notice if my schedule changes. Like a "hey, want to grab some grub and drive to the ocean tomorrow?" type stuff.

Also playing a lot of disc golf.
I’m really good at
Being the youngest person in the room.

Quoting movies. Singing the wrong lyrics. Forgetting my keys or phone when I leave the house. Saying hella.

Not sending :-\ in texts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm smiling.

Or the stain on my shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not sure I can list my music. Too muuuuuuuuch. Plus, I get a kick talking to femmes about music. You can learn so much.

But...if you can get down with some Brother Ali, Sam Cooke, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and maybe some Doors on the same road trip, we're good.

Pretty dope vinyl collection, heavy on 60's soul like Otis Redding.

1. The Wire
2. Breaking Bad
3. Freaks and Geeks
4. Wonder Years
5. Parker Lewis Can't Lose

Movies -
1. Bronx Tale
2. Big Lebowski
3. Good Fellas
4. Dances With Wolves
5. Pulp Fiction

I don't read. I'm a terrible person.
The six things I could never do without
Pt. Reyes Seashore
Mexican Food
The 1st Ammendment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Bay. The food, music, ladies, weather and A's.

When are half shirts and overalls coming back in style for ladies? Man...

They should remake The Snorks.

Remember that movie BioDome? Craaaaaaaazy.

My movie script for "The Don Key Show."

What happened to Judy Winslow?

Anyhoo, I day dream a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not at home. You can find me at -
A bar
A friend's house
On the first leg of a road trip
In Oakland or SF
A's game home. One of those probably. Or something else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Mean Girls is one of my favorite movies ever. And I'm still trying to make Fetch happen.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have never had surgery to "improve" your looks. Fake boobs are hella weird. In fact, they are actually a turn off. Stop it.

If you actually want to hang out with someone who will make you feel important and laugh a little. Or a lot.

Or if you can tell me why women on here have so many pics with fake mustaches, gory make up or decorative masks. Really odd to me.

You want to go see why Oakland is much more than people think.