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dberns321

24 / F / Straight / Single

Stony Brook, New York

Her Details

Last Online
May 20
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi! My name is Dariel and I'm 23 years old, just graduated from SUNY Oneonta with a Bachelors in Childhood Education with a minor in theater and math in December 2011.

I consider myself absolutely hilarious. There, I said it. Luckily, other people think I'm funny too so at least I know I'm not crazy. I also think I'm sincerely loyal to those around me. I try my best to be the best friend I can be to others, whether that means listening intently, agreeing that the world is out to screw us all, providing a shoulder to wipe some snot on, or laughing about how horrible yet wonderful life can be. I find myself very passionate about almost everything. I try to find the humor in everything, and the good in the bad. I've recently started going to the gym, about 3 - 4 times a week and as much as I thought I would hate it, it's really not that bad. I try to make it social as well which makes it more fun lol

If you want to know what I'm REALLY like though, you should just check out my twitter @deeberns or message me on google chat (deeberns321)
What I’m doing with my life
I didn't realize there were so many different sections...woops. Apparently what I'm doing with my life is not following appropriate directions. Like I said, I teach at the theater 6 days a week, I volunteer at my old dance studio and I sub at a pre-k every once in a while. I just got a great gig as the executive assistant to a friend of mine who's launching his menswear line. not something I'm totally read up on, but I've gotten to meet some great people and do things I NEVER saw myself doing. I'm looking for a more permanent teaching gig but it's crazy hard when schools are first re-hiring the teachers they had to lay off.
I’m really good at
Really good at? I hope it's making people laugh. But in all honesty it's making a fool of myself. I'm a not horrendous dancer, I get along super well with kids, which may or may not be because I still act like I'm a kid. I also consider myself a really good friend, super loyal and good at giving advice. However, I'm never able to follow the advice I give.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice. They usually hear me before they see me. Woops. Probably also that I'm laughing, I'm laughing all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh lord, favorite everything? Where do I begin. Books, I love in general. Movies I'm pretty open to anything except horror, I'm literally a baby. Shows, I'll pretty much watch anything reality, anything crime/drama related, and any comedy...seriously.
The six things I could never do without
My iphone...judge me.
My friends and great memories.
My super comfy bed.
My car, and dancing to the radio in my car.
Something to keep me entertained
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've done a lot of embarrassing, silly things in my life. I once fell on my face in the middle of a "women's hygiene" aisle because I decided I wanted to fly down the aisle on the cart. I then decided it was a good idea to tell Ice-T (yup, the rapper // guy from Law & Order) that story when he came to visit my school...in front of everyone who came to see him.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm looking for someone with a great sense of humor, and who's intelligent. Ideally someone who can just enjoy life with me, laugh when things are good OR bad. Find adventure in everyday things and make me feel comfortable in the most uncomfortable situations. Someone who can be okay with sitting on the couch and vegging out watching all the horrible TV shows that I can't help but adore, but also going out for a night on the town. Someone who can support me in the things I want to do, push me to be better, and accept me for the ridiculousness that I am.

DON'T MESSAGE ME IF:
A) You're mad older than me, I'm 24, I promise you no matter how cool you think you are, I'm not looking for someone in their mid 30s, 40s, 50s.... (I have to specify because it's happened)
B) You can't see your face in any of your pictures (makes me think your hiding some crazy physical deformity) OR all your pictures are of you and your six pack. I like six packs, but clearly not as much as YOU love yours.
C) You aren't somewhat intelligent in something. I don't expect to meet Einstein, but I like to have intellectual conversations sometimes.
D) You have no passion for anything in life.
E) You have no sense of humor.