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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Has kids and might want more
English (Fluently), Indonesian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a seedy deviant and I'm going to stalk you. No wait, um, better not say that...errrrr...let's see...... I'm a nice, normal guy. There, that's better. ;)

Really I'm a pretty normal sort of guy I think, with a bit of a quirky streak.

- Single dad
- Wannabe musician
- Cynical optimist
- Trivial deep-thinker
- Not adverse to the occasional dad joke or "that's what she said.."
- Spooning connoisseur

Ideally I'm like to find my forever person, but failing that I'm also happy just to meet some new people. People to chat to. People to do fun things with. People who will suggest fun things to do that I've never thought of doing. People to accompany me to gigs to watch weird music that none of my friends like. People to introduce me to new things. People I can learn things from.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You know. Working, being a dad, playing music, making too many lists, cat shopping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making lists that I don't complete.
Filling out online dating profiles....?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly have no idea....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section is HARD. Just a few 'eh?

Books - A selection of some I have loved include: Dune series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, 1984, Day of the Triffids, Darkness at Noon, The Ass Saw the Angel, Ready Player One, The Master and Margarita, A Confederacy of Dunces, Rum Diaries.

Movies - I'm not exactly a movie buff, but I can enjoy most genres (including kids movies, unfortunately....).

TV - Game of Thrones, Vikings, Black Books, Mighty Boosh, IT Crowd, Breaking Bad, etc.

Music - This question is definitely too hard. I will just say that I can get into pretty much all genres except commercial pop, commercial R&B, dance/techno and country.

Food - Saganaki, anything with dip, anything with too much chilli, Big Boy BBQ (seriously if you don't know what this is, get on it right quickly), pretty much all Asian and Middle Eastern cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and friends
Sun (around me, but not directly on me - I burn)
Long, hot showers
A source of income
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If DILF is a thing yet?

Why everybody who has an online dating profile is "fun" and "easy going", but so few strangers I bump into out there in the real world seem anything of the sort.

How I could somehow engineer my body to survive on 2 hours sleep per night so that I have enough time to do all the things. Or alternatively, how to find a job that pays the same for working only 2 hours per day, for the same reason.

Whether I think too much...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my son (to whatever extent he is willing to hang out with me). If he is with his mum that weekend, then I am usually having some drinks with friends or falling asleep on the couch after a long week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm. I'm a pretty open book usually, but I'm not going to announce anything too crazy to the world on this profile.....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're bored? If you think we would get along? If you want to insult me? I don't know - it's up to you.