Well, I'm 25 years old. I graduated from Kent State with my Masters in Library Sciences and am currently looking for full time employment like everybody else in the country. Currently, I work part time as a youth services librarian, it's a lot of fun but at only 16 hours/week, it's far from ideal.
I really have no idea what I'm looking for. Hopefully, I'll figure that out sooner rather than later.
Also, I own an ULTRA-masculine Yorkshire Terrier, his name is Tank.

Kinda answered that already. I WANT TO HAVE A FULL TIME JOB!

Losing weight, I've lost over 180 pounds since 2007. Seriously, there are few people that have lost more weight than me in their lives, it'd be pretty cool to find someone that was also into living a healthy/active lifestyle.

It's usually my humor

I love dystopian fiction, it's easily my favorite genre followed by historical fiction. However, I'm a librarian, so to some degree I like to read anything.
I'll watch any comedy and for some reason there are certain movies I could watch anywhere at any time including Gladiator, the Patriot, Master and Commander: Far Side of the World, etc.
Muscially I prefer Oldies. The Beatles, Beach Boys, BeeGees, Doors, Turtles, Animals, you can't go wrong. That doesn't mean I can't appreciate newer music too though. I've always liked the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and while he's definitely an older-style singer, I also like Michael Bublé. When I work out, dubstep is my go to muse.
Food-wise, I'll pretty much try anything. As long as it's not too spicy or too bizarre, I'll probably enjoy it. It's easier to list what I don't like: Raw Onions, Mushrooms, Cannoli.

God, food, water, shelter, family/friends -->These essentials should be included because they're boring, but just in case...
My Car
My Data Plan
Sports - Buckeyes, Reds and Bengals
Amazon Prime
British Television

Extraordinarily random things all the time.

Probably hanging out with some friends. I really don't enjoy the nightclub/bar scene anymore.

I already basically admitted that I used to be quite large, what else do you want from me?

You would like to make my day!