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21 M Cleveland, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:52am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Self Summary Version 4.0

Hi there. I have a tendency to forget to introduce myself after talking to people, so my name's David. As you probably could guess, you now know my full name from my dumbass lame username. Feel free to internet stalk me.

Someone else on here said that they consider themselves extroverts with terrible social skills, and I think that pretty much summarizes me.

I like video games music and movies and videogames. I like staying up way too late. I like being sarcastic. I like to think I'm funny. I like to learn things.

I dislike tomatoes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying economics at Case Western Reserve University in the beautiful city of Cleveland, OH (at least it's not Detroit), reading too many books at once, convincing myself that I can train myself to a professional gamer level and balance school and read even though I should only choose the latter two since they're what I'm good at. Okay who am I kidding I should be a professional reader.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people smile, teaching college level astrophysics to people at a 5th grade level, and sarcasm.

You may have to remind me my voice has gone monotone if I encounter someone I don't like or if I'm being kind of a dick by mistake.

Feeling strongly about someone before it's appropriate to feel strongly about someone, inevitably leading to me saying something revealing my feelings and ruining things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, my voice, or my smile. But usually it's the fact that I look like Seth Rogen. I can't count the number of times strangers have started to gawk at me before awkwardly diverting their attention like I was never there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't have a favorite book. That's like asking me what my favorite galaxy is (M83 or NGC2392). I'm reading "The Blind Watchmaker", "The Elegant Universe", the "Song of Ice and Fire" series, "Transhumanist Dreams and Dystopian Nightmares", and "Warped Passages" right now. I love non-fiction. I'm leaving out too much of what I read. If you're curious... ask.

But I also had a spree reading Stephen King. I think that when he had 50 books out, I had read 45 of them or so.

Movies? Jeez, anything that can make me laugh, think, or want to do something afterwards! Watchmen, V for Vendetta, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Anchorman, and other stuff I can't think of.

Community!!! Holy mother of god why don't enough people know about this show? I watch too much Doctor Who, and used to be the president of Scrubs club in high-school. We would gather for lunch Monday Wednesday Friday to watch Scrubs. We reached peak attendance at 20% of the school.

I also like Eureka, Fringe, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Deathnote, Firefly, Samurai Jack, FLCL, Bleach and too many to list.

I like most music. Passion Pit, M83, the Gorillaz, movie scores, The Postal Service, Brad Paisley, all manners of dubstep, all manners of classic rock, and when I'm in the mood? Some rap. But I'm mostly into electronic-ish music right now. And I'm hooked on Childish Gambino.

If it's edible and it doesn't come from anywhere I wouldn't want to know about, I'll eat it. Except tomatoes. My dad knows this and loves to talk about how much he loves tomatoes. He's done this since I was 5 years old. I hate tomatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music. Honestly, what would life be without music?
My friends.
My laptop -- I depend on it way too much nowadays.
My education. I enjoy learning more than anything, explaining my obsession with...

Okay this is dumb because I like a lot more than six things and its hard to choose so I'll make the 6th one something I don't have yet. A relationship.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Physics, stars, galaxies, gaming, funny words, community, "what it all means".

How I absolutely hate being single.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a hookah lounge with a group of friends, out at a diner late, sitting at my computer playing games, or just watching a movie/tv show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm sort of a brony. I have one figurine and a sticker on my laptop, so I'm not incredibly creepy about it >_> I just kind of like the show on the same level that I like Samurai Jack or Adventure Time.

I'm also a hopeless romantic. *shrug*

I'm also (what I find to be rare) a 420 friendly nerd. Go figure.
You should message me if
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If you enjoy watching movies and laughing at editor errors. Or just laughing at people in general. People are funny.

If you think a great Saturday consists of waking up, walking around in underwear and reading a book or watching TV/competitive gaming until 4 PM.

You're willing to learn how to play some video games if you don't know how and deal with a guy who reddits for 7-10% of his day.

But trust me -- if I like you, I can lower that percentage to around 5%. Maybe even 4%, but let's not push ourselves here.

Or most importantly you also hate being lonely.