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21 Cleveland, OH Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Self Summary Version 4.0

Hi there. I have a tendency to forget to introduce myself after talking to people, so my name's David. As you probably could guess, you now know my full name from my dumbass lame username. Feel free to internet stalk me.

Someone else on here said that they consider themselves extroverts with terrible social skills, and I think that pretty much summarizes me.

I like video games music and movies and videogames. I like staying up way too late. I like being sarcastic. I like to think I'm funny. I like to learn things.

I dislike tomatoes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying economics at Case Western Reserve University. I hope to either own a sweet bar in the future or do whatever an economics major lets me do. And then teach. That's basically where I want whatever path I go on to lead me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people smile, teaching college level astrophysics to people at a 5th grade level, and sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look like Seth Rogen. I take it as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"The Long Walk" by Stephen King

"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"

Community, Doctor Who, and I used to be the president of Scrubs club in high-school. We would gather for lunch Monday Wednesday Friday to watch Scrubs. We reached peak attendance at 20% of the school. I'm really proud of that.

I watch a lot of anime too right now.

M83, Gorillaz, The Lumineers, Childish Gambino, The Flaming Lips. Other random stuff.

If it's edible and it doesn't come from anywhere I wouldn't want to know about, I'll eat it. Except tomatoes. My dad knows this and loves to talk about how much he loves tomatoes. He's done this since I was 5 years old. I hate tomatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music. Honestly, what would life be without music?
My friends.
My computer -- I depend on it way too much nowadays.
My education. I enjoy learning more than anything, explaining my obsession with...
Vidya Games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Physics, stars, galaxies, gaming, funny words, community, "what it all means".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a hookah lounge with a group of friends, out at a diner late, sitting at my computer playing games, or just watching a movie/tv show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I watch My Little Pony. Shit's pretty cash.

I'm also a hopeless romantic. *shrug*
You should message me if
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If you enjoy watching movies and laughing at editor errors. Or just laughing at people in general. And especially can laugh at yourself. People are funny.