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Clodpole

57 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 39–63
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you want to be yourself. Pick me. If ur all about that. I want you. Be curious, kind, open, and coming to me. My arms will never, never deny you.

Don't expect it to be drama free. Life is spicy. I want to know those who experience it. Share it. Tell yourself that, as if you were, listing to Arthur Adams or Solomon Burke, and tell me - if you hear me.

I'm liable to do some spontaneous shit, and want you to go along. Yea I might even bring homemade Vietnamese Spring rolls to our first meet at Papillion in midtown if the stars aligned.

Is your anna set to *intergalactic technological virtual cherry bomb kisses*? Pirate Dave at your service. Prepare to be spoiled, and ruined, and brought back home. I want it intimate, romantic, and passionate whatever "it" is. I'm not 100% a dick nor a clodpole. My Mama raised me we way better than that. Did I mention I was from Carolina. If not. I'll get to it.

I'm gonna be honest here. Where do you think your part would fit in this scenario?

You won't find me on the slopes anymore. I hurt my knee and I'm out for the season. I'm going up though. I'm not the only one around me blasting lights shimmering glistens sparked snow and wind of my face. The pine frozen needles still smelling sweet as they drip melt.

I'm not doing much sailing either, since Melbourne got wiped out in 2005. Dang. What am I doing? Wasting time here. The Hudson is an absolute horror to sail. I'm more like rigging the boat to sail itself trailing a hand in the wake letting dolphins ride the bow kind of guy.

I'm not French either. Just born there. Southern instead. Raised up around the palmettos in the '60-.70s. If you know what that's like or got something close to your heart that you want me to know. Pick me.

No shit. I raced demolition derby, diving the Aegean in high school, and played the clarinet in the band; sat with the swami in college;, built power plants around the world in the '80 and '90s, touched the Guru's hand, trained a thousand teachers in three cities in China in four days. 2005 was a rocking year. I've eaten suckling pig in Segovia, uni in Tokyo, bratwurst sitting in a barrel in Germany, prayed in Istanbul.

It was my grandfather preacher saint who owned the junk yard dog I grew up around in rural Carolina though. Any Tiger fans out there? Another truth? I don't give a hoots toot about watching TV sports much. Even though figure skating, skiing, and women's tennis does hold its appeal. And I root to for some. I'm going to see Columbia girls bball tomorrow. Shit. Now I got to update this dang thang again tomorrow. Don't count on it.

Yes, I'm Ivy educated too, but none of this and none of that mean a dog blame without someone to get into it with.

I want that someone soon. Show me u, please.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Securing the future. Pushing boundaries. Having fun. Being the best Dad I can. If you're thinking, "Devoted Dads have no room for romantic relationships." let me share my Grandfather's words; "The more love you give, the more you have to give." I do have room for you. Raising a kid, adds too, rather than takes away. This balanced, accommodatingly adaptive kid is with me Wednesdays, and every other weekend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing broke stuff. And mixing it up in the kitchen. Finding humor. And laughing at it. Not much beats a good laughing smile. If I contact you, it'll be mostly, well firstly, because I like your smile, then your smarts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Yttrium
Oxygen
Uranium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Instructional design or some truly new thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about instructional design. Avoiding OkC meetings. Help me change that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I eat with my mouth closed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have smarts, smiles, sweats, are sweet-n-sour, soft and spicy, something more than the average bear.

If you think I can be the man who gets you, and have the patience to find out please know that my approach to this site is often one of indifference. Which is ironic in a way. I'm truly only interested in finding my last one and only. Take action if I've not contacted you recently. We started our conversation for a reason. The volume on OkC is formidable.

You're, not embarrassed to dance around the house, or not enough to let that stop you.

Important goals and values you hold might include; family ties, learning, spirituality (not religion), fitness, sharing, spending time with children. Well one, occasionally. I'm totally committed to my 11 year old daughter.

And, if I may, just one more thing. No narcissists please or princess or goddess of any kind our connection is doubtful, but then again, if you've endured my note this far we're good.
- David