Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by
attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure
that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the
other profiles. Believe that words are cheap, but actions speak
much louder, so why bother?
Let's start with a bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at
times, I can't dunk a basketball, shed a tear when I watched “ET”
and occasional chick flick (They're on HBO all the time. Shut Up.)
I cuss every now and then, and stay up way too late way too often.
There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, if you
will, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you
I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile
while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up
their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made
you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I save my company from committing financial suicide on a daily
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Same as you, except if you like Real Housewives then I'll be on the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The very first CD I ever purchased was Vanilla Ice - To the
Extreme. You have permission to make fun of me for this.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and
are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of
life. You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is
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