You'll be glad to know that I did make it back from that adventure which happened during my higher education at one of NY's various expensive universities.
Anyways, rest assured you're chatting with a normal guy. No excessive texts or phone calls or anything weird and creepy. I’m close with my mom and confident in my masculinity to watch a chick flick with you (even at the theatre).
Bottom line...I ******* rock.
You should probably contact me now because when you go to the next profile, that guy still lives with his mother and the guy after him is married.