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31 Bronx, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:55pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am sweet and innocent. I'm the type of person to take elderly people across the street and then proceed to talk to them about their grandkids or problems using coupons. I'm from NYC, but can't get anywhere on the trains. I think going out is a reason to dress up. I ask weird questions. I like watching a whole season of one show at once. I really would like to throw a dinner party with board games, karaoke, and cocktails. I'm sarcastic. I don't know anything about music but, I have a record collection. I like trivia. I'm funnier in person (much funnier.)

I am cuddly, kind, and kind of sexy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find love and utter happiness. Besides that taking care of kids and loving it. I've been working as a nanny a while now, as much as I love it, I want/need to get into something a bit more lucrative.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at making people feel comfortable, guessing, rambling on, comebacks, making kids laugh, saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, playing monopoly, treasure hunting at thrift stores and flea markets, taking photographs, and smiling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my hair or how good I smell. I once asked a bartender for a drink and he told me my hair smelled good. People ask to smell my hair again after they have hugged me, its weird.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good story to tell
nights out- for more good stories
DVR or Free on Demand- I love good TV and movies
socks- they help you sleep better
Sushi- my cat ... he comes to family dinners (seriously)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I really want in a career. I just want to be my own boss all the time (easy, right?)

Sometimes, I wonder if anybody on OkCupid wants the same sort of future that I do. A regular night would involve my (future) husband coming home from work to a home cooked dinner, picking up our child (who is watching Charlie Chaplin or some other movie/TV) as I gently give both a kiss. We would all sit down to a healthy but delicious dinner, talking about everyone's day. We'd put our child to bed with fairy tales or maybe some history. Then we'd kiss and spend the rest of the night just being in love. Fine laugh but one day its gonna happen.

It might happen like that or utter craziness ( in a good way), I'm okay with either. I was talking with a friend the other day and I was explaining all the things that I used to do for my bf, his response "you are so Puerto Rican. " Yes, I like to cook and clean but I don't want anyone to expect or demand it.

Also, if every guy that is a high match for me lives in Brooklyn. Does everyone live in Brooklyn? And has every actor been on Law & Order? Like I said weird questions. I have a thing for comedians.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with friends at the local Irish pub, watching a movie, working, or doing something in the city. I have a weird thing about being on public transport by myself. I'll answer all those questions on the 2nd date. JK
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I haven't seen Star Wars or Lord of the Rings.
I live in the Bronx...well Riverdale.
I've had a conversation about particle physics while drunk on margaritas. Recently, I tried to explain some neuroscience theories while drunk on vodka sodas. The latter didn't get past blue globules that represent use of imagination.
I'm on medication that gives me weird side effects.
I have a family trait of being too sensitive during sex. (I'll get rid of this statement once I get rid of the drug that has weird side effects. )
I talk too much both when I'm nervous and super comfortable.
I want to be Leslie Mann to your Judd Apatow.
I have always wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a gentleman; knowing how to open doors for ladies and such. If I can do it so can you.
You know a man always pays on a first date. I don't do the check dance. I'm kinda traditional.
You are romantic.
You like kids.
You have friends.
You have social skills.
You aren't the jealous type.
You are a bit of a geek.
You talk about things that I only pretend to understand.
You can make me laugh. So important!!
Most importantly, you are looking for something real, not just a fling. I don't want to play games, unless they are board games (those are freaking awesome).
You shouldn't message me if you are just interested in sex. If I ever invite you up, it's because I want to put on my pajamas.
P.S. I'm more fun than I just made myself sound.