dcbuff67
31 Bronx, NY
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My self-summary
I am sweet and innocent. I'm the type of person to take elderly people across the street and then proceed to talk to them about their grandkids or problems using coupons. I'm from NYC, but can't get anywhere on the trains. I think going out is a reason to dress up. I ask weird questions. I like watching a whole season of one show at once. I really would like to throw a dinner party with board games, karaoke, and cocktails. I'm sarcastic. I don't know anything about music but, I have a record collection. I like trivia. I'm funnier in person (much funnier.)

I am cuddly, kind, and kind of sexy
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find love and utter happiness. I had been working as a nanny; I took some time off to recalibrate my life. Also, probably writing a new profile. I must have answered 400 questions while being on this site for the past 7-8 years (off and on,) I don't think my answers from age 25 describe who or where I am now.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at making people feel comfortable, guessing, rambling on, comebacks, making kids laugh, saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, playing monopoly, treasure hunting at thrift stores and flea markets, taking photographs, and smiling.
The first things people usually notice about me
my hair or how good I smell. I once asked a bartender for a drink and he told me my hair smelled good. People ask to smell my hair again after they have hugged me, its weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES
The Princess Bride, Knocked Up, Wet Hot American Summer, Funny Face, Parenthood, Ghostbusters 2, The Lady Eve, The Royal Tenenbaums, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future
MUSIC
Carole King, Simon and Garfunkel, The Beatles, The Mamas and the Papas, Queen, James Taylor, Jackson 5 The Temptations, Extreme
F00D
watermelon, mashed potatoes, Evian, lobster rolls, fried clams with the bellies, New England Clam Chowder, Tangerines, Sushi, breakfast sandwiches, Non American food, bacon, sausage, steak, meat, and alcohol
TV
QI, [Doctor Who]], How I Met Your Mother, Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad, Empire, Sherlock, The Big Bang Theory,How to get away with Murder, Modern Family, Psych, Twin Peaks,Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, The IT Crowd, various other sci-fi, unorthodox crime/mystery, irreverent humor, and BBC shows
The six things I could never do without
A good story to tell
nights out- for more good stories
I love good TV and movies
socks- they help you sleep better
A cocktail during the week
Sushi- my cat ... he comes to family dinners (seriously)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I really want in a career. I just want to be my own boss all the time (easy, right?)

Sometimes, I wonder if anybody on OkCupid wants the same sort of future that I do. A regular night would involve my (future) husband coming home from work to a home cooked dinner, picking up our child (who is watching Charlie Chaplin or some other movie/TV) as I gently give both a kiss. We would all sit down to a healthy but delicious dinner, talking about everyone's day. We'd put our child to bed with fairy tales or maybe some history. Then we'd kiss and spend the rest of the night just being in love. Fine laugh but one day its gonna happen.

It might happen like that or utter craziness ( in a good way), I'm okay with either. I was talking with a friend the other day and I was explaining all the things that I used to do for my bf, his response "you are so Puerto Rican. " Yes, I like to cook and clean but I don't want anyone to expect or demand it.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends at my house or at the local Irish pub, watching a movie, working, or doing something in the city. I have a weird thing about being on public transport by myself. I'll answer all those questions on the 2nd date.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't seen Star Wars or Lord of the Rings.
I live in the Bronx...well Riverdale.
I've had a conversation about particle physics while drunk on margaritas.I tried to explain some neuroscience theories while drunk on vodka sodas. The latter didn't get past blue globules that represent use of imagination.
I'm on medication that gives me weird side effects, like understanding, empathy, and compassion.
I talk too much both when I'm nervous and super comfortable.
I want to be Leslie Mann to your Judd Apatow.
I have always wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons. Also, watch the Star Wars movies in order. I have already watched Woody Allen films in order. I'm a total film geek.
You should message me if
You are a gentleman; knowing how to open doors for ladies and such. If I can do it so can you.
You know a man always pays on a first date. I don't do the check dance. I'm kinda traditional.
You are romantic.
You like kids.
You have friends.
You have social skills.
You aren't the jealous type.
You are a bit of a geek.
You have a solid reason for hating the Kardashians. I think the reason people hate them is all bs.
You talk about things that I only pretend to understand.
You can make me laugh. So important!!
Most importantly, you are looking for something real, not just a fling. I don't want to play games, unless they are board games (those are freaking awesome).
You shouldn't message me if you are just interested in sex. If I ever invite you up, it's because I want to put on my pajamas.
P.S. I'm more fun than I just made myself sound.
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