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32 Washington, DC Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Last online
Jan 5
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My self-summary
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I laugh at inappropriate things during inopportune moments.

Other things I might be:

Direct, active, straightforward, and energetic. I expect the same from others, and are baffled when they don't give it.

Have a natural inclination is to use my body to get things done.

Not given to long, drawn-out emotional moments; nor am I big on planning ahead. What is happening right now is most important.

Impatience is a definite vice, and innovation a huge strength.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Let's go with a writer - I write stuff occasionally.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the best beer on a menu
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sarcasm, hopefully
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you enjoy The Stones, Dylan, Daft Punk, Wilco, Spoon or Bon Iver we're probably going to get along just fine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like going out during the week more than weekends. Why would I want to be hungover all weekend when I can be hungover all Thursday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a job where showing my face could cause some issues, but will absolutely send some over to your email.
You should message me if
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Neither of us have enough hours in the day to send multiple emails that go back and forth yet end no where.

Online dating is awkward, and it takes a certain combination of adventurer and calculated risk-taker.

I don’t usually make many promises, but the ones that I make I will keep, I can promise that I am not a weird guy in person.

Let's meet out for a beer.