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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 20
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Experiencing it.
I’m really good at
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debating, if I'm passionate about the topic at hand, and providing worthless encyclopedic knowledge about decades' worth of music history--oh, and English! Elementary grammar usage is a bit off a turn-off. :/
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quite opinionated, and will gladly speak my mind if given the opportunity. Also, you will realize almost immediately that I am not very fashionable--brands and labels bore me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Charles Bukowski, The Freedom Manifesto by Tom Hodgkinson, Apathy and Other Small Victories by Paul Neilan, Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. I am a huge fan of humorous nihilistic commentary.


Clerks (along with everything from the ViewAskewniverse), Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Monty Python & The Holy Grail


The Daily Show With Jon Stewart/The Colbert Report, South Park, Louie, Boondocks, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Orange is the New Black, Game of Thrones, WKUK


Fuck. I have a collection of about 650+ CDs. Um...just ask me about a band! I'm into everything from hardcore punk to trip-hop/downtempo, hip-hop, folk, new wave, darkwave, whatever. The '60s and '80s were my favorite decades of music, but I've grown rather fond of early 20th century jazz as of late. I'm pretty open-minded, but not very much into Top 40 stuff.


I like making all kinds of food using just a few simple ingredients and spices but I'd have to say Mexican food would be my favorite ethnic cuisine! Taco trucks are pretty much my favorite thing. xD I love trying new things, though!

If you wanted me to elaborate further, I'd be here all day and night! What are you waiting for? Send me a message!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6) Occupation
5) Companionship
4) Music
3) Knowledge
2) Freedom
1) Water...duh.

Though I suppose food is pretty important as well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
existence in every aspect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, going to a show or chilling, listening to NPR, making music, reading or watching random documentaries or stand-up comedy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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*You have ambitions.
*You enjoy intellectual conversation.
*You find me attractive and think we might be compatible. :)
*You're cool with the fact that I'm currently living out of my van with my dog.

I left my hometown to discover what more there was to explore, both internally and externally. It's a long story. I'd love to find someone who accepts me and my current situation.