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23 M Sewell, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:53pm
Asian, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Bloop bloop.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm studying to become a respiratory therapist so I can set myself up with a decent income while I work on writing and other stuff.

Aside from that I don't exactly have a specific thing I want be in life. I do have a list of things I'm set on accomplishing though. Things like writing a few comic books and novels, making a video game, running a marathon, travel to all the places I want to see (there's a lot) and also solve life's greatest mysteries like where do these freaking bruises come from when I wake up in the morning.
I’m really good at
Forgetting where I put something two seconds after I put it down.

Doodling on napkins (no, not "doodling" on "napkins". Come on, what does that even mean?)

Nervously peeling the labels off of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
"This kid's jokes are atrocious... "
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If your favorite anything involves the name "Ray Bradbury" I can almost guarantee that we will be friends. I also like Alan Moore, Tolkien, the Brontes, and Lynda Barry a whole bunch.

My all time favorite poet is William Blake but my favorite poem would probably be "As Kingfishers Catch Fire" by Gerard Manley Hopkins.

Favorite movie is Pixar's "Up". Seriously don't even get me started on how great that movie is. I will talk until you hate me.

My favorite TV shows are usually sitcoms. I really like Parks and Rec and New Girl.
The six things I could never do without
A pile of books that I will get around to reading, I swear.

Cody, the most annoying, spatially challenged, wacky puppy you will ever meet. Love that guy. He doesn't really count as a "thing" but I feel like I should mention him. He's a pretty big deal.

Ahhh, this one's gonna be cliche, but I really, really need my phone. I use it to listen to music, talk to friends, fart around on tumblr. All that good stuff.

Doctor Who. I know this ones popular too, but man that show can make me smile on the worst days.

Boardgames. Every Sunday my friends and I get together to play and just nerd out in general. It makes the whole week worth it.

A good pillow. I can just forget about sleep without one. Outrageous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to improve my art. Which books/movies I should read next. How cool it would be to work for Pixar or Disney. How cool it be to work on the set of Doctor Who.

How hungry I am. If I should take a nap or not (the answer is always, always yes). I wish I knew more rad nerds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thlor. God of Thlunder, Having Fun Nights In with Some Close Friends, and dodging copyright infringement.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once spent money on Candy Crush... I'm so sorry.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Don't message me. If you so much as utter one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH.

...If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.