27 Porterville, CA
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My self-summary
Half german robot, half mexican, all American. There's a mischievous part of me that enjoys a little chaos from time to time but that's balanced by my logical side. Logic usually wins but sometimes its okay to sow a little bit of chaos. It keeps life interesting.

I went to UCI for a while studying Information and Computer Science but had to leave due to family and financial problems. Lived in Irvine for a few years before coming back to Porterville due to a family issue. Now I'm doing my best to preserve the good things and forge a new path in my life to get to a place where I should have been a while ago.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working at the local Wal-mart as "the cellphone guy" and as a stage hand at the local auditorium. Planning to leave the big W at the end of March to pursue a career in IT/Networking.
I’m really good at
Accents, voices. Assessing a situation and providing a decent course of action/problem solving. Being tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dabble in a few hobbies: reading books (political, historical, and fiction), comics, video games (playing them and industry news), and keeping up with the news of the day.

Top five in no particular order.

Die Hard (Also the best Christmas movie of all time), Hot Fuzz, Pacific Rim, The Mummy, Ghostbusters.

Battlestar Galactica (03), Stargate SG-1, Gravity Falls, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Fringe

Hellboy (Mike Mignola), Applied Economics (Thomas Sowell), Liberal Fascism (Jonah Goldberg), Arguing with Idiots (Glenn Beck), The Lord of the Rings (J.R.R. Tolkien)

Led Zeppelin, Journey, Daft Punk, Mega Drive, Power Glove.

Cashews, Pizza, Burritos, Pesto Chicken Alfredo, Cheese Cake.
The six things I could never do without
Free will
Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics
Self government
The Hubble Constant
Quoting Hot Fuzz (No luck catching them killers, eh?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My one wish would be to explore the galaxy on a ship with interesting people and aliens. Exploring ancient space ruins, fighting space pirates, cracking wise. The whole shebang. Does putting space before each noun make things sound more exciting and exotic? I think so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends playing a board game or at home with my sister watching some terrible movie from MST3k.
You should message me if
You've got a good opening line involving a pun. I love puns.

Or if you just want to say hello, that's nice too.