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27 M Appleton, WI

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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"I am a sweet guy who like ponies and rainbows! I am hard-working, intelligent, ambitious, athletic, respectful, and a somewhat hopeless romantic. I like long walks on the beach." BLAH BLAH BLAH! Are you sick of the same old canned profile? Good! I am more of an "in-person" type of guy.

By now, you are probably receiving like 20 inappropriate messages from random guys on the net. You could settle for that, or talk to a guy who actually talks like a gentleman like you imagined when you were young! We may be good friends, or we may be a great couple like Ted and Tracy (Ross and Rachel if your prefer)! We will never know unless we get acquainted, right?

Are you looking for a multi-faceted guy who bodes well in black-tie events, as well as casual Irish pub environments? Someone who is seen as the trustworthy type? Look no further!
What I’m doing with my life
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I have two jobs:

My day job is that of an auditor for a large insurance company. I crunch numbers and analyze financial data.

My dream job is that of a public speaker. I teach personal finance classes and workshops!

Look up "nerd" in the dictionary, and you will see a picture of me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking garlic-infused Italian dishes that would make you want to kiss me, yet I won't want to kiss you because of garlic-breath! Then you will probably try to take advantage of me, but ladies I am not that kind of guy!

I have also been told that I am good at dancing. I know swing! Also, there is a YouTube video of me dancing to "Backstreets Back" that I may be willing to share if you behave!

Running is another activity that I am good at. If you are a runner, let me know! Going out for a nice run sounds like a fantastic first date idea!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My friends say that I carry myself with a lot of self-confidence and I have nice eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read non-fiction books, watch action, comedy, and drama, listen to rock, and do not discriminate against anything edible!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Whipped cream, handcuffs, blindfolds, massage oils, strawberries, and ice cubes!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"The monkeys watch the broken bananas as the worms crawl out of the applesauce." A buddy drunk-texted me that one night and I still don't know what it means...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do not have a "typical" Friday night. The things that I could be doing include the following, but are not limited to...
- Grabbing drinks with friends
- In Minnesota with family and friends
- Solving society's personal financial problems one-by-one
- Dancing to N'Sync songs like a pro (I exaggerate for effect)
- Out on a date with you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
You should message me if
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A quick note: I may be moving to the Twin Cities metro in the spring of 2015! If you are cool with that, then game on!