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dd2013

35 M Encino, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
UPDATE: I've recently felt compelled to add something a bit more straightforward to my profile, in the hopes that I can aid those among us with no personalities in making their selection process a bit easier. You know...because we're all busy people. I initially thought that writing something playful and fun would provide more insight into who I am rather than listing my résumé. But it turns out that chicks dig résumés. Who knew!?!? So firstly I will say that if you'd like to read something a bit different than what you probably normally come across, you can skip the rest of this paragraph and get to the fun stuff. If on the other hand you would prefer to just get my vitals, so that you can find out if I'm good breeding, worthy of corporate partnership, or arm accessory material... KICK ROCKS! I'm looking for a girl who actually still believes in romance. No, not you fakers who say you're romantics, and then say "must be taller than me with heels on." You chicks will be single forever...or marry douchebags. Which brings me to my next vital statistic: I'm probably not taller than you with heels on. Which doesn't bother me in the least, because thankfully I'm quite pleased with the size of my genitals and have a fairly deep voice. Yay me! I'm sorry that you feel like the Hulk when you have heels on, or you have mistakenly convinced yourself that you're looking for love when you're actually looking for a penis that matches your shoes, but I wish you the best of luck with that. I realize it's easier to simply write off all the guys who are only taller than you WITHOUT your heels on. (As if anyone cares about that!) But maybe addressing your own self image would be more productive, and result in you feeling a little better about yourself. My two cents. I know. You don't care what I think...because I'm not 6' tall. Lastly, which I probably should've listed first, since it's all most of you seem to care about in this town, my NATIONALITY is American. Maybe try looking that word up before you ask the next guy. What you actually want to know is my race, which is conveniently listed on my profile. If you can't find it, please take the above suggestion pertaining to the rocks. If that's an important factor for you in dating...ALSO do the thing with the rocks. As a side note of social commentary, that viewpoint makes you a racist. Yes I know, you've convinced yourself that everyone is entitled to like what they like, and you're just not attracted to black guys. Well sweetie, I have never met a girl who didn't think Kobe, Tyson Beckford, Taye Diggs, Shamar Moore, Chris Brown, or Barrack Obama (hey, shit happens), wasn't good looking. So if you don't think I'M good looking, or non-famous, non-rich black guys aren't good looking, that's fine. But you should say that instead. At least then you'll only sound like a golddigger. I can respect a golddigger. Hey, we've all gotta eat, right! :) But if your profile (or your brain) contains a list of races that you would date, and some races aren't on it...you're a racist. In that case please go kick rocks, on the way to getting your tubes tied. We don't need anymore of you running around. The quota has been filled. Ok, there's my resume. You may now continue with the regularly scheduled programming.

THIS USED TO BE WHERE MY PROFILE STARTED... So this is the part where I prove how witty I am, right? Aaaaand, I just failed miserably by writing that. Which sucks because people always tell me that I'm a pretty interesting guy. Well, sometimes they tell me that. Ok, one person told me that. Once. It was a Thursday. They weren't very bright. But who's counting?!

If the above made you smile, even a little, feel free to say hi. If it didn't, there is clearly something wrong with you. Kidding! There probably isn't anything wrong with you, but you probably won't like me very much.

God bless us, every one! :)
What I’m doing with my life
This. Working. Traveling. Wishing I had already met the person of my dreams so that I could be hanging out with them instead of doing this.
I’m really good at
Something other than filling out this profile. I'm really just hoping that you think I'm cute enough to give me a shot at an actual conversation. Yes? Maybe? Yessssss!
The first things people usually notice about me
My swaaaaaaag. (Dammit, there is probably some teenager on here who had the same answer.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
50 Shades of Grey. (Now THAT had to get your attention!) Sadly, I didn't actually read that.

Favorite book: Bright Shiny Morning. I highly recommend it.

Favorite movie: Too many to name, but I tend to enjoy more of the serious stuff.

Shows: Stuff on the Discovery Channel, History Channel, and the Biggest Loser. I love fat people!

Music: Love it. All of it. As long as it's good.

Food: Japanese and Mexican are my favorites, but I'm usually down for whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how much what I say on here actually matters. I read an article recently, that suggested that most people who attempt to date online pretty much follow the same rules they follow in real life. i.e., Is he cute? Is he built how I like? Could I introduce him to my friends without being ridiculed? So yeah, here I am ladies. Judge away! :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm currently wearing socks.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You read my above answers and are still here.