Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is just silly, there's no way to sum up who a person is in
With some people I'm quiet and reserved. With others I'm loud and
outgoing. I guess I put it at a 70/30 ratio? I don't know. It
depends on the situation. Sometimes I go out and do things,
sometimes I stay home and relax. As long as myself and whoever I'm
with are having a fun time, then that's all that really
I want to meet some funny, independent, and self-assured people.
You'll have to be able to goof on yourself and handle sarcasm!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Data management specialist by day, professional seal clubber by
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not dancing. Or maybe I am good at it. I can never tell! Either
way, I'm cool with losing myself in the moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No one has ever told me, but I'm going to guess my beard. I think
it's pretty sweet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to all kinds of music. Oh.. you want examples? Well I just
so happen to have a few at the top of my playlist here. Remember
though, these are... just the tip (you can giggle.. I did when I
thought of it)! They're all worth a listen to, because I have
impeccable taste in music!
(yeah that IS some
Movies: Horror and Comedy
Netflix, my bookshelf, and I are in a consensual 3 way
relationship... I've only caught them fooling around without me a
couple times though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dogs (love taking my roommates labs to the park or out
My memory foam mattress
Family and friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to go off on tangents.
I always find stuff about the deep deep ocean so ridiculously
mind-blowing. What's down there that we don't know about?
That and Russia. Russia stretches from like Eastern Europe to
further east than Japan. What's going on over there? Like the north
easterly arctic part? Anything? Dinosaurs? T-rexs having sex? How
the fuck did t-rexs have sex? With those tiny arms their foreplay
must have sucked.
Time. Have you ever looked up at the sky and realized you're
looking at the past? You're seeing things hundreds and thousands of
years old. Older too! We see galaxies as they were millions of
years ago. The night sky is like a relief map of time. Side note,
how cool is this?!!
All we really are is a brain in a meat sack. If I were to think "oh
I hate fred, that fucktard" - in reality my brain just hates his.
And if I'm attracted to someone, my brain is just attracted to
their brain inside their meat sack.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably hanging out with friends at home or somewhere low-key. Or
just reading/watching netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I filled out the answer to 'what I'm doing with my life', I
lied about half of it.
In high school I used to have round glasses and shaggy hair, so I
looked a lot like Harry Potter. To get away from that I grew a
goatee and longer hair. But then I looked like a hipster. Did it
before it was cool though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You made it this far. Really though... why not? We have a chance to
talk, and potentially see if there could be something. Or we can
not talk, and nothing changes for either of us. The latter option
sounds laaaame. (this is a 7 second video, if you don't watch it,
you're wrong and I hate you)
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