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28 M Tempe, AZ

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:14pm
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My names David. I'm happy, fairly nerdy, and independent. I'm more introverted by nature and could be considered more of a homebody (netflix, my bookshelf, and I are in a consensual 3 way relationship... I've never seen them doing anything without me though), but I still like going out with friends to do... whatever feels like fun at the time! Hiking, shooting pool and watching the game, working out, bowling, being lazy and playing video games (why is this taboo to mention? they're FUN).

Hope to meet people that are funny, smart, and self-assured. Someone who will compliment my traits.
What I’m doing with my life
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Data management specialist by day, professional seal clubber by night.
The first things people usually notice about me
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No one has ever told me, but I'm going to guess my beard. I think it's pretty sweet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Everything

TV: Breaking Bad (best show ever), Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec, Doctor Who, Modern Family, Arrested Development, THE WIRE, Archer, HIMYM, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philly, Orange is the New Black, and pretty much anything from Joss Whedon.

Movies: Horror and comedy movies

Books: LOTR and The Hobbit, the Wheel of Time series, and A Song of Ice and Fire(Game of Thrones) series, anything by Stephen King or H.P. Lovecraft... I'll read just about everything I can get my hands on though
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dogs (technically they're my roommates 2 Golden Labs, but I love to spend time with them)
My comfy bed
Family and friends
Hot showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I always find stuff about the deep deep ocean so ridiculously mind-blowing. What's down there that we don't know about? Dinosaurs?
That and Russia. Russia stretches from like Eastern Europe to further east than Japan. What's going on over there? Like the north easterly arctic part? Anything? Dinosaurs? T-rexs having sex? How the fuck did t-rexs have sex? With those tiny arms their foreplay must have sucked.

Time. Have you ever looked up at the sky and realized you're looking at the past? You're seeing things hundreds and thousands of years old. Older too! We see galaxies as they were millions of years ago. The night sky is like a relief map of time.

All we really are is a brain in a meat sack. If I were to think "oh I hate fred, that fucktard" - in reality my brain just hates his. And if I'm attracted to someone, my brain is just attracted to their brain inside their meat sack.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably hanging out with friends at home or somewhere low-key. Or just reading/watching netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I filled out the answer to 'what I'm doing with my life', I lied about half of it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You also say bless you anytime someone sneezes nearby. Because it's just good manners, and good manners fuckin matter!

Really though... all I can say is go for it if you want to. We can talk, and potentially see if there could be something. Or you don't, and nothing changes for either of us.