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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 3:24am
Middle Eastern, White
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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5/25/15 update: I've been dating my wonderful girlfriend for 6 months now and I'm extremely happy. We are in a polyamorous relationship though, and we're both free to meet and date other people. I'm not actively looking to date anyone new, but I'm happy to meet new and awesome people and if someone super awesome comes along then I'm open to pursuing things further. More than likely if I'm online here though, I'm probably just bored and looking to chat to kill some time. Oh and I just started a new job and I work A LOT (10-12 hour days M-F with a bit of work on the weekends too). It's a huge challenge every single day and I love it. But please understand that my free time is fairly limited currently.

With some people I'm quiet and reserved. With others I'm loud and outgoing. I guess I put it at a 70/30 ratio? I don't know. It depends on the situation. Sometimes I go out and do things, sometimes I stay home and relax (aka binge watch netflix). I think that as long as we're having a fun time, then that's all that really matters. You should probably be able to goof on yourself and handle sarcasm though. Then we'll definitely get along great.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just bought a house in Gilbert. And I started a new job as a Senior Project Manager. So I guess I'm growing up. Kind of. It doesn't really feel like it most of the time.
I’m really good at
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Not dancing. Or maybe I am good at it. I can never tell! Either way, I'm cool with losing myself in the moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
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No one has ever told me, but I'm going to guess my beard. I think it's pretty sweet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Netflix, my bookshelf, and I are in a 3 way relationship... I've only caught them fooling around without me a couple times though. I told them I'm okay with it but they swear they're just friends.

I listen all sorts of music (oh boy that sounds original..), but lean towards 90s rock / alternative. If an artist or band has their own sound and puts out good vibes - I'll like it. Cage the Elephant wins my favorite band award for the moment. Favorite all time is the Foo Fighters.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dogs (I don't have any living with me anymore :( I want to fix this soon)
My memory foam mattress
Family and friends
Hot showers
asmr (if you know what this is you're already cool in my book)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to go off on tangents.

I always find stuff about the deep deep ocean so ridiculously mind-blowing. What's down there that we don't know about? Dinosaurs?
That and Russia. Russia stretches from like Eastern Europe to further east than Japan. What's going on over there? Like the north easterly arctic part? Anything? Dinosaurs? T-rexs having sex? How the fuck did t-rexs have sex? With those tiny arms their foreplay must have sucked.

Time. Have you ever looked up at the sky and realized you're looking at the past? You're seeing things hundreds and thousands of years old. Older too! We see galaxies as they were millions of years ago. The night sky is like a relief map of time. Side note, how cool is this?!!

All we really are is a brain in a meat sack. If I were to think "oh I hate fred, that fucktard" - in reality my brain just hates his. And if I'm attracted to someone, my brain is just attracted to their brain inside their meat sack.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably hanging out with friends at home or somewhere low-key. Or just reading/watching netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In high school I used to have round glasses and shaggy hair, so I looked a lot like Harry Potter. To get away from that I grew a goatee and longer hair. But then I looked like a hipster. I did it before it was cool though.
You should message me if
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Why not? We have a chance to talk, and see if we could potentially be friends or more. Or we can not talk, and nothing changes for either of us. The latter option sounds laaaame.