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28 Tempe, AZ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 2
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is just silly, there's no way to sum up who a person is in this box!

With some people I'm quiet and reserved. With others I'm loud and outgoing. I guess I put it at a 70/30 ratio? I don't know. It depends on the situation. Sometimes I go out and do things, sometimes I stay home and relax. As long as myself and whoever I'm with are having a fun time, then that's all that really matters.

I want to meet some funny, independent, and self-assured people. You'll have to be able to goof on yourself and handle sarcasm!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Data management specialist by day, professional seal clubber by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not dancing. Or maybe I am good at it. I can never tell! Either way, I'm cool with losing myself in the moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No one has ever told me, but I'm going to guess my beard. I think it's pretty sweet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to all kinds of music. Oh.. you want examples? Well I just so happen to have a few at the top of my playlist here. Remember though, these are... just the tip (you can giggle.. I did when I thought of it)! They're all worth a listen to, because I have impeccable taste in music! (yeah that IS some tswift)

Movies: Horror and Comedy

Netflix, my bookshelf, and I are in a consensual 3 way relationship... I've only caught them fooling around without me a couple times though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dogs (love taking my roommates labs to the park or out hiking)
My memory foam mattress
Family and friends
Hot showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to go off on tangents.

I always find stuff about the deep deep ocean so ridiculously mind-blowing. What's down there that we don't know about? Dinosaurs?
That and Russia. Russia stretches from like Eastern Europe to further east than Japan. What's going on over there? Like the north easterly arctic part? Anything? Dinosaurs? T-rexs having sex? How the fuck did t-rexs have sex? With those tiny arms their foreplay must have sucked.

Time. Have you ever looked up at the sky and realized you're looking at the past? You're seeing things hundreds and thousands of years old. Older too! We see galaxies as they were millions of years ago. The night sky is like a relief map of time. Side note, how cool is this?!!

All we really are is a brain in a meat sack. If I were to think "oh I hate fred, that fucktard" - in reality my brain just hates his. And if I'm attracted to someone, my brain is just attracted to their brain inside their meat sack.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably hanging out with friends at home or somewhere low-key. Or just reading/watching netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I filled out the answer to 'what I'm doing with my life', I lied about half of it.

In high school I used to have round glasses and shaggy hair, so I looked a lot like Harry Potter. To get away from that I grew a goatee and longer hair. But then I looked like a hipster. Did it before it was cool though.
You should message me if
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You made it this far. Really though... why not? We have a chance to talk, and potentially see if there could be something. Or we can not talk, and nothing changes for either of us. The latter option sounds laaaame. (this is a 7 second video, if you don't watch it, you're wrong and I hate you)