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28 M Tempe, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:07am
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hey there, I'm David. I strive to live my life by the golden rule. Some days I can be perfectly content sitting at home watching netflix, while other days I want to go out and be active outside. I try to take my dogs to the park every day, and I like to hike/camp and play basketball.

Looking for someone funny, smart, and self-assured. Someone who will compliment me and that I can share my life with (if it's with the RIGHT person).
What I’m doing with my life
Data management specialist by day, professional seal clubber by night.
I’m really good at
Finding fantastic ways to embarrass myself
I'm also a pretty huge math nerd
The first things people usually notice about me
No one has ever told me, but I'm going to guess my beard. I think it's pretty sweet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Everything

TV: Breaking Bad (best show ever), Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec, Doctor Who, Modern Family, Arrested Development, THE WIRE, Archer, HIMYM, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philly, Orange is the New Black, and pretty much anything from Joss Whedon.

Movies: Horror and comedy movies

Books: LOTR and The Hobbit, the Wheel of Time series, and A Song of Ice and Fire(Game of Thrones) series, anything by Stephen King or H.P. Lovecraft... I'll read just about everything I can get my hands on though
The six things I could never do without
My dogs (technically they're my roommates 2 Golden Labs, but I love to spend time with them)
My comfy bed
Family and friends
Hot showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I always find stuff about the deep deep ocean so ridiculously mind-blowing. What's down there that we don't know about? Dinosaurs?
That and Russia. Russia stretches from like Eastern Europe to further east than Japan. What's going on over there? Like the north easterly arctic part? Anything? Dinosaurs? T-rexs having sex? How the fuck did t-rexs have sex? With those tiny arms their foreplay must have sucked.

Time. You ever look up at the sky and realize you're looking at the past? You're seeing some stars as they were a few years ago, others as they were hundreds of years ago, and still others as they were thousands of years ago. We see galaxies as they were millions of years ago. The night sky is like a relief map of time.

All we really are is a brain in a meat sack. If I were to think "oh I hate fred, that fucktard" - in reality my brain just hates his. And if I'm attracted to someone, my brain is just attracted to their brain inside their meat sack.

On a typical Friday night I am
Probably hanging out with friends at home or somewhere low-key. Or just reading/watching netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I filled out the answer to 'what I'm doing with my life', I lied about half of it. Up to you to figure out which half.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You also say bless you anytime someone sneezes nearby. Because it's just good manners, and good manners fuckin matter!