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ddaniels82

31 M Alexandria, VA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 1, 2011
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'll be in Cincinnati for the July 4th holiday weekend for a wedding, bachelor party, and all that good stuff. Weddings are fun enough going stag (have you seen Wedding Crashers?!), but even more fun with a date. That's pretty much it. I'll keep the self-promotion short and sweet: you'll have a blast...don't you even worry ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
Just started a new job a few weeks back as a Federal Consultant. Outside of the 9-5, most things I do in life I do with this in mind: Worst case scenario...there'll be a good story to tell!
I’m really good at
Making people laugh...intentionally or accidentally. The wit and sharp sense of humor has been passed down from generation to generation. On the flipside, I'm the butt of a lot of jokes as well. I'm a weird guy which makes me an easy target
The first things people usually notice about me
75% of the things I say are direct quotes from Step Brothers, one of the most important films of our generation. It's like Shawshank Redemption...but much funnier.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movies: Step Brothers, Step Brothers Unrated Edition, Step Brothers (with director's commentary on)
Favorite show: The Office (UK), Tom Green's Subway Monkey Hour
Favorite music: Pop...if nothing else, it's extremely catchy
Favorite food: Bone-in Ribeye from The Striphouse in Planet Hollywood Las Vegas Casino. (If you've never had this...drop whatever you're doing right now, go to vegas, and chow down)
The six things I could never do without
Amusement parks, anything inspired by bacon, Bill Hader's "Steffon" character from Saturday Night Live, March Madness in Vegas, friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
way too much...probably why I have trouble sleeping
On a typical Friday night I am
Out having a drink or two with friends...or strangers...I'm not picky. If I'm not out...I'm probably in my room watching a romantic comedy while eating a pint of ice cream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm still scared of the dark. No seriously...f--king terrified of it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have internet access