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ddddarren

31 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Born in Leeds, studied fine art in Glasgow & since then have been working hard on avoiding real life in London.

I'm almost supernaturally awful at maths but I love science: evolutionary biology, physics, astronomy. The big questions. Like, why is time? Where is now? How is light?
What I’m doing with my life
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Drawing, drumming, trying to write comedy and making computer music.

Been getting on my feet in the horrible world of art. My work seems to offend the right types of people, The Daily Mail and The Sun have both run hate pieces about it, which is a bit of a badge of honour. This was one of my bigger pieces: http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4101/4797833042_66f9b3bdfc_b.jpg
And this one was more recent:
www.pocketmoneyloans.com
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cats
The first things people usually notice about me
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I own almost no hats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books written by people like Cormac McCarthy, Bret Easton-Ellis, John Fante, Hunter S. Thompson, Arthur C. Clarke, Noam Chomsky, Charlie Brooker, Chris Ware, Alan Moore, Carl Sagan

Any Charlie Kaufman film, In The Loop, Marwencol, Blade Runner, Primer, The Act of Killing. I'll watch anything with Billy Murray or Christian Bale, whose name I always forget since he is so absolutely Patrick Bateman in my brain. Wes Anderson.

I devour tv comedy, Silicon Valley, Peep Show, Charlie Brooker, Alan Partridge, BrassEye, Garth Marenghis Dark Place, Nathan Barley, Time Trumpet, 15 Storey's High, Adventure Time, Community, Rick & Morty etc etc....

Music: Brian Eno, Metronomy, Caribou, Radiohead, My Bloody Valentine, The Knife, Vangelis, Neon Indian, Rustie, TNGHT, Grimes, film soundtracks. I gorge myself on music but I don't like hardly any of it.

Food: Cooked
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hydrogen, Helium, Oxygen, Neon, Nitrogen, Carbon

what a funny joke, good old me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Voting rights for robots, Palestine, advertising, the colonisation of Mars, Richard Nixon, scuba diving, patriarchy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
covering my hands in pva glue
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't do handstands.
You should message me if
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You are starting a cult.