Just kidding. I am a person that enjoys to laugh and make others laugh. I love looking on this site and seeing the different profiles. i have also noticed
that many profiles are the exact same. I tend to send messages to the people that do not take themselves so seriously, and seem as if they had fun when they wrote their profile. I mean lets face it, these profiles are an advertisement for you and many people have taken it way too far. It doesn't take much to look as if one is popular and all "bad ass" in their pictures. What you see is what you get with me, Im short , goofy, and im not some Smooth, suave R&b head. Sorry. Im a little too nice so i wont call out many profiles ( i really want to though).
So we have had a warm winter and we are inching closer to the spring ( my fav time of the yr btw), so please be sure to have real eyebrows. Nothing is funnier than seeing these drawn on eyebrows mix with sweat, then BAM....the eyebrow is gone. I will be forced to stare and giggle and not tell you for the first 30 mins after noticing.
Those that claim that they are new to online dating ( and there are many of you) make me laugh. Lets face it, Austin is not big, and i have seen so many women on other dating sites, and they always put..."I am new to this online dating thing." Its kinda comical.
Oh crap, i havent talked about myself have i? Lets see..... Im short ( oh dangit, that just cut the superficial women out).
I am not thuggish at all ( whew....i just saw some ghetto women walk out of the room *waives good bye*) *looks at the rest of the crowd* I just saved a few lives, that could have gotten hostile. I have never seen anyone strangled with weave, but i would imagine that it is rough.
I am Athletic. i work out 6 days per week. You have to be that way because pool/lake season is coming up. Wait no, thats not right, I do it for Performance, yeah, thats what its called. Performance.
I like good music, and That EXCLUDES R&B...most hip hop too. Everything else is cool.
I drive a big truck ( a few eyebrows just raised). Oh Yes yes, youre all right. I am trying to compensate for something.........My Height. Had to clear the air there.
I spend too much time at the riata pool. Its all good though, just means that finding me is easy.....