By day, I am a coffee slave. By night, well, I am usually sleeping. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a sloth, even if they are remarkably cute. I'd actually like to have one hanging around in my living room, but I live in a bachelor, so I'd have to sleep in the same room.
I went to school for a joke of a degree in English Literature and Creative Writing. It was fun, mind you, and I really don't regret the time spent.
The colour orange is amazing. It will one day consume us all.
I am thirsty, sarcastic, and easily distracted.