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27 Tehachapi, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-100
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:28am
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Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Agnosticism and it’s important
Dropped out of High school
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Imagine a picture of a big wet vagina. Ew.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Now imagine a picture of a giant erect penis. Gross.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Now go away.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Rapid fire questions. And you had better answer every single one or I'll be pissed. Alternatively, have the guts to say BITCH I don't wanna answer that. I have an excellent memory. It's exciting to forget.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Every day I'm dumb enough to get a little wave of excitement when I see the pink number bubble against the blue. It's always just "hi ur hot" or "hey how r u" and that's so depressing. I delete those without opening them.

By the way, I'm an extremely open and honest person. I mean I lie and mislead, sometimes. I'm not complimenting myself by saying I'm honest. I'm a big mess, but the point I'm making here is that I don't clean up before you step in. I point and give lengthy descriptions. Careful though because if you hang around too long I will point at you too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't need anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Luna was there in my dream, a kitten and waiting. The viewer was looking at the night sky, looking down with the falling snow. Down and down until cold streetlights shaped like giant Ms with very rounded tops, two fuzzy fires at the ends. Silent. All the way down to the white ground and you saw Luna, but her ears were giant and just like the lamps, and her head was cocked to the side and inquisitive. Then some sad quiet music. The viewer is walking away backwards and Luna doesn't move, doesn't look anywhere else.

If these were someone else's words I would indicate that. It should always be indicated.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Edith peeks her head over Linda and points at me. "Toothpaste," she says touching her cheek and making circles. "Toothpaste, but not whitening. It's good for the blemishes." I touch my face self-consciously and thank her. She tells me about three more times and I keep nodding, holding my face.

So, hanging out with old ladies.
You should message me if
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you're that cool Australian girl named Claudia.

This profile is an ineffectual creature belligerently trying to look threatening. I'm sorry if it worked. Talk to me. If my inbox is full, send it to mosqueface.

And check my highest Least personality trait. It's the realness so HEED.