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27 Melbourne, Australia Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Feb 10
Native American, White
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly), Italian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Shhhh... don't use your sexy voice you'll arrouse the spirits.

I'm Guatemalan born raised Canadian/American by blood.

I love my life.

I like biking and running though I'm not an extremely out doors-y type

The layout of this site makes connections based on extremely superficial premises. If you're looking for someone based on a picture then you'll only get someone who will like you for the same reason in return.

In short: I'm not looking to meet anyone.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Using photoshopped pictures to catfish men on an internet dating site.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. I love to cook. I like a challenge in the kitchen so have at 'er.

Making people close to me feel good about themselves.

Getting presents for people.

Picking out really cute outfits of course!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I flail my arms around when I talk.

I dress somewhat like a doll.

Maybe these are just the things I want them to notice, but people are just too nice to admit it to be something else like my lisp. The worst part about having a lisp and having a name that starts with S is that people always think you're saying a different name.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Artichokes are my favourite food. No, not the canned ones.

Authentic Mexican food, Vietnamese, Greek, Korean BBQ, English food, Tapas, Sushi, Salad bars, French etc. etc. Gosh, instead of a boyfriend I would like a personal chef plz. Apply within.

I can't get enough veggies. I love them. mmm! :3

Wes Anderson
Kind of obsessed with Mark Duplass atm so anything he's in especially The League

I'm a big movie and book buff. I know apparently everyone loves movies so I guess we already have that in common, you and I, Mr. Internet rapist.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Donkey Shows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well I suppose I would think a lot if I only had a brain. I imagine that if I did it would be full of posies puppies, and chocolate cake.

Tonight: I wonder if the tigers you're all hugging in your pictures are the same one or if there are just lots of tigers out there that need hugging.

Why do all the men on this site describe themselves as "laid back"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having the best night in my life that I will never remember. Taking home stray dogs and giving them baths.

Watching the entire season 6 of Californication because oh man that was a crazy Thursday!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gosh! I don't even know you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are whitty, outgoing and charismatic.