Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Vegan. Queer. Depressed. Burrito enthusiast.
Hunt sab. Firm believer in the cathartic properties of vandalising
UKIP posters and billboards.
My life goal is to become friends with every dog in the
I am trash.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastination, apathy and making vegan pizza.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Watership Down - Slaughterhouse 5 - Pet Semetery - American Psycho
- Naked Lunch - Tropic Of Cancer - Papillon - The Diving Bell and
The Butterfly - The Master and Margarita
Placebo, Earth Crisis, Outkast, Converge, Ceremony, I Hate Myself,
Kate Bush, ABBA, Pig Destroyer, Wu-Tang Clan, Xasthur, Swans, Death
Grips, Indian Wells, My Chemical Romance and pretty much any 90s
vegan metalcore band that DIDN'T end up being pro-life dickwads.
Also shout out to the 10 Things I Hate About You soundtrack.
Muppet Treasure Island - Best In Show - The Holy Mountain - Mean
Girls - The Wicker Man - The Devil Rides Out
I was an extra in The Boat That Rocked. I had a cup of coffee with
Phillip Seymour Hoffman and he did the Capote voice and it was
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Charity Shops
5. Loud Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the things I'll never do again, and how I'm glad I did them, yes
I'm so glad I did them (Crywank reference for all u sadpunx)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 'EMO4LIFE' tattooed on my leg and I'm perma-stoked on it.
You should message me if
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- you believe the Royal Family are reptilian shapeshifters
- you don't eat animals
- you're not a total bastard
- you don't think I'm a total bastard
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