Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Vegan. Queer. Depressed. Burrito enthusiast.
I like vegetables and records.
My life goal is to become friends with every dog in the
I am trash.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastination, apathy and making vegan pizza.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Watership Down - Slaughterhouse 5 - Pet Semetery - American Psycho
- Naked Lunch - Tropic Of Cancer - Papillon - The Diving Bell and
The Butterfly - The Master and Margarita
Placebo, Earth Crisis, Outkast, Converge, Ceremony, I Hate Myself,
Kate Bush, ABBA, Pig Destroyer, Wu-Tang Clan, Xasthur, Swans, Death
Grips, Indian Wells, My Chemical Romance and pretty much any 90s
vegan metalcore band that DIDN'T end up being pro-life dickwads.
Also shout out to the 10 Things I Hate About You soundtrack.
Muppet Treasure Island - Best In Show - The Holy Mountain - Mean
Girls - The Wicker Man - The Devil Rides Out
I was an extra in The Boat That Rocked. I had a cup of coffee with
Phillip Seymour Hoffman and he did the Capote voice and it was
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Charity Shops
5. Loud Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the things I'll never do again, and how I'm glad I did them, yes
I'm so glad I did them (Crywank reference for all u sadpunx)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 'EMO4LIFE' tattooed on my leg
You should message me if
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- you believe the Royal Family are reptilian shapeshifters
- you don't eat animals
- you're not a total bastard
- you don't think I'm a total bastard
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