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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:11am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Not at all
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Vegan. Queer. Burrito enthusiast.

I like vegetables and records.

My life goal is to become friends with every dog in the world.

I am trash.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
not sleeping enough
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastination, apathy and making vegan pizza.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Watership Down - Slaughterhouse 5 - Pet Semetery - American Psycho - Naked Lunch - Tropic Of Cancer - Papillon - The Diving Bell and The Butterfly - The Master and Margarita

Placebo, Earth Crisis, Outkast, Converge, Ceremony, I Hate Myself, Kate Bush, ABBA, Pig Destroyer, Wu-Tang Clan, Xasthur, Swans, Death Grips, Indian Wells, My Chemical Romance and pretty much any 90s vegan metalcore band that DIDN'T end up being pro-life dickwads. Also shout out to the 10 Things I Hate About You soundtrack.

Muppet Treasure Island - Best In Show - The Holy Mountain - Mean Girls - The Wicker Man - The Devil Rides Out

I was an extra in The Boat That Rocked. I had a cup of coffee with Phillip Seymour Hoffman and he did the Capote voice and it was sweet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Charity Shops
2. Flowers
3. Avocados
4. Baths
5. Loud Music
6. Burritos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the things I'll never do again, and how I'm glad I did them, yes I'm so glad I did them (Crywank reference for all u sadpunx)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
glad I'm not at Oceana
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 'EMO4LIFE' tattooed on my leg
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you believe the Royal Family are reptilian shapeshifters
- you don't eat animals
- you're not a total bastard
- you don't think I'm a total bastard