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24 M Bristol, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
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Vegan. Burrito enthusiast.

420 friendly.

I like Fleetwood Mac, books about robots, soap, live music that involves lying on the floor or crying, snacks, social justice and collecting things.

Support your local Hunt Saboteurs group. Kill your local fascist ringleader

The fact that I have a Kirk Van Houten tattoo should tell you a lot about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
stagedives and high fives
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastination, apathy and making vegan pizza.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Watership Down - Slaughterhouse 5 - Factotum - Pet Semetery - American Psycho - Naked Lunch - Tropic Of Cancer - Papillon - The Diving Bell and The Butterfly - Post Office - The Master and Margarita

Tom Waits - Converge - Kate Bush - Electric Wizard - Outkast - ABBA - Godspeed! You Black Emperor - Fall Out Boy - Wu Tang Clan - Minutemen - Backstreet Boys - Minor Threat - The Breeders - Weezer - Fleetwood Mac - Against Me! - Weekend Nachos - MF DOOM - Scissor Sisters - Beyoncé - Yung Lean

Shout out to the soundtrack to 10 Things I Hate About You

Muppet Treasure Island - Best In Show - The Holy Mountain - Mean Girls - The Wicker Man - The Devil Rides Out

I was an extra in The Boat That Rocked. I had a cup of coffee with Phillip Seymour Hoffman and he did the Capote voice and it was sweet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Charity Shops
2. Hummus
3. Broccoli
4. My Doc Martens
5. Loud Music
6. Burritos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
food, pop music, how ridiculous the notion of 'men's rights' is and whether the world is ready for a guyliner revival.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking at lava lamps and thinking about which Buffy The Vampire Slayer season is my favorite.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never eaten KFC, and I have 'EMO4LIFE' tattooed on my leg and I don't really regret the fact that it's there.
You should message me if
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you believe Nigel Farage is a reptilian shapeshifter, you're down with the Wu. Vegans or crust punx are the gateway to my heart.

If you eat meat or consider yourself racist/homophobic/unconcerned with animal rights it's probably not gonna work. Basically, if you're not a total bastard.