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deadchemists

24 Bristol, UK Other

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:18am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Vegan. Queer. Depressed. Burrito enthusiast.

I like vegetables and records.

My life goal is to become friends with every dog in the world.

I am trash.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
not sleeping enough
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastination, apathy and making vegan pizza.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Watership Down - Slaughterhouse 5 - Pet Semetery - American Psycho - Naked Lunch - Tropic Of Cancer - Papillon - The Diving Bell and The Butterfly - The Master and Margarita

Placebo, Earth Crisis, Outkast, Converge, Ceremony, I Hate Myself, Kate Bush, ABBA, Pig Destroyer, Wu-Tang Clan, Xasthur, Swans, Death Grips, Indian Wells, My Chemical Romance and pretty much any 90s vegan metalcore band that DIDN'T end up being pro-life dickwads. Also shout out to the 10 Things I Hate About You soundtrack.

last.fm/user/oldestcrow

Muppet Treasure Island - Best In Show - The Holy Mountain - Mean Girls - The Wicker Man - The Devil Rides Out

I was an extra in The Boat That Rocked. I had a cup of coffee with Phillip Seymour Hoffman and he did the Capote voice and it was sweet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Charity Shops
2. Flowers
3. Avocados
4. Baths
5. Loud Music
6. Burritos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the things I'll never do again, and how I'm glad I did them, yes I'm so glad I did them (Crywank reference for all u sadpunx)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
glad I'm not at Oceana
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 'EMO4LIFE' tattooed on my leg
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you believe the Royal Family are reptilian shapeshifters
- you don't eat animals
- you're not a total bastard
- you don't think I'm a total bastard