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28 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's more fun to figure it out for yourself
just moved back to Vancouver looking to meet people and make friends and see where life takes me

i also can't spell

I'm not really into meeting people on this site to hook up or or get into a relationship. So don't talk to me if you're just trying to get your dick wet.
That being said I'm here to make friends and if something grows out of that I'm not going to be opposed to it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
making booze and being a dragon.
trying to figure out what i want from life and having fun while doing it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic and making conservative people uncomfortable...sorry grandmom!

Fyvespeak it's a language consisting of coos squeeks and a little bit of crazy!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

(because i have no personality)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: hitchhikers series, anything by alister reynolds, anything by micheal slade and edward gorey, terry pratchet clive barker, Neil Gaimen

Movies recentley have been gummo, martyrs and tokyo gore police to name a few

I like all kinds of music my latest obsesions are die antwoord, adam green and dresden dolls, devil makes 3
I am a robot so I have no need for petty human sustinance but i really like sushi!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I did without them
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if i'll ever grow up and what i want to be if said growing up happens...and also where my socks went
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Attempting to play something somewhat recognizable om the banjo or possibly trying to ferment various ingredients to make some sort of intoxicant...or ya know work I guess that happens too
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Chunky peanut butter makes me uncomfortable.
You should message me if
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You're here to take me back to my home stopped being funny years ago...I'm ready to go now...pease?