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  • Ages 23-35
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Last online
Nov 28
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Dropped out of University
My self-summary
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Good at parties. People seem to like my reading voice. Those may or may not be related.

Introverted, verbose, and someone who seems to come off as a wild card while never actually being a wild card. In other words, there's an empirically irrefutable chance that I wrote this before, during, or after finishing a bottle of wine.
What I’m doing with my life
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Musician/Composer/writer and often a bit of a curmudgeon, which is euphemistic for saying I work in the service industry. But, for reasons that defy all logic, I still give a shit about it.

Also, not being good at parties.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out customer satisfaction surveys. At least I think I'd be good at it if I ever cared to do so.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Resting bitch-face. BOY do they notice that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: collections of works by TS Eliot, Anne Sexton, Emily Dickinson, Mario Bendetti. I've spent the better part of the last year reading up on various pieces of industrial history and labor and their subsequent wars, calamities, and atrocities, for research for an album I'm writing. I tend to prefer history and nonfiction.

Music: Steve Reich, St. Vincent, Julia Holter, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, PJ Harvey, Arvo Part, Claude Debussy, Swans, Scott Walker, Bjork, Blonde Redhead, Carla Bozulich, Cocteau Twins, Bowie, David Lang, Faith No More, Gazelle Twin, John Coltrane, Andrew Hill, Shostakovich, Charles Ives, Bill Frisell, Xiu Xiu, My Brightest Diamond...

Movies: Most David Lynch (original, right?), On The Waterfront, At Close Range, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Casablanca, Marx Brothers, Eastern Promises, Drive...You could probably get me to agree to any quiet espionage thriller or Korean revenge film.

Shows: Carnivale, Breaking Bad, Bojack Horseman, The Larry Sanders Show, True Detective, Archer, Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, Simpsons, The Tick (animated), Ren and Stimpy, Loony Tunes

Food: As long as there is good coffee, I'm fine with anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At least six of my fingers, but really all ten.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Siberian weather patterns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about Siberian weather patterns. Specifically, certain spots in the Sakha Republic. I say this, because, were you to ask for the Koppen Climate Classifications around the Ural Mountains, for example, I would look quite the fool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You don't post quotes or memes on social media and you like to throw baseballs.