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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:15am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I scored low on the Bob Hare Psychopath Test, so I can say with upmost certainty that I am no threat to you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Live and work in Kent whilst I try to figure out what it is I am meant to be doing. Sort of getting there. I'm also scheming. Constantly scheming.

Although if you want to know what I'm doing at this precise moment in my life, I'll tell you. I recently turned 26 and thought I'd give this OKCupid malarkey another go. Having attempted three times before and had no real luck, I thought there was something alluring about the number four so decided to attempt it again. If anything, I'm persistent. So, turning 26 was a good excuse to take a week of work so I did, alongside many other productive things, added a list of films I'll never see to my Netflix account, rejoined the gym and felt especially insecure when an OAP was having more luck with the equipment than I was, and attempted to finish that novel that I started then abandoned then decided to start again. There is nothing more cliche than saying something like 'working on my novel' other than having a quarter-life crisis.

So, as far as how I am living my life, I share a flat with my friend in a small town in Folkestone where, to my surprise, Charles Dickens once lived. Though if he were around today he would have fucked right off back to London or Chatham or wherever else he lived because as of now, it's a dive. So yeah, I share a flat with my friend which is sort of like Peepshow but in the sense that we're both Mark and that we occasionally become Jez on the weekends but we don't know any Super Hans because we're both too timid and scared to get involved with anyone like that.

I'm also considering re-watching Breaking Bad but am not sure if I am muster the emotional strength to become so attached to it only to have it end again and leave me empty inside.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living the vida loca
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my hair. It's pretty bland. That, and my laugh. It is outrageous. I have a fairly bland taste in clothing. Fashion is lost on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like books with pictures in. I just chise to focus on one particular author for a while. At the moment I'm working through three books by george orwell. Then I'm planning to move onto john green. I've tried to get into Stephen King but probably haven't been reading his best stuff. there was also some Bukowski when I was an angsty teenager.

No, no, no. I have not read harry potter

OKCupid won't let me post even a fraction of the movies I like. But I like the ones with lots of explosions and flashy lights, as well as the good ones.

I'll pretty much eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Probably my phone. I need it to talk to people who aren't within earshot of me.
Internet, because that's the way the world works now.
And the fundamentals: Oxygen and H20.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... Ways not to die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely at home. I've not really been into clubs for the last few years and I try not to go out drinking too much due to responsibilities and shiz. I think I'm just trying to save a lot of money but for what, I'm not sure. I was thinking about doing a Scrooge McDuck and converting my savings into pounds and then storing it into a giant vault to which I would jump into. But then I read somewhere than in reality, you would just smash into the pile and shatter every bone in your body. However, I guess the money I saved could be put towards first class medical care. Though that would be counter intuitive and not exactly a practical way to spend all of my hard earned cash.

Wait, what was the question again?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not going to happen here. No way, Jose.
You should message me if
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If you're not looking for that atypical 'Lad' type. If you like chatting nonsense and/or awkward conversations in coffee shops on first dates. Or just because.

I look at a lot of profiles. This is a direct consequence of having too much time to kill. I also rarely never message people. So if I came by and didn't say anything, it's not because I think you're an ugly skank. For all you know, I could have thought you looked quite nice.