I scored low on the Bob Hare Psychopath Test, so I can say with upmost certainty that I am no threat to you.

Anyway, I'm from North London and a full time student who in two months will be forced into the real world.

Studying in North London. Trying to arrange a smooth transition into post-uni life. Sort of getting there. I'm also scheming. Constantly scheming.

Oh fuck. I don't know. I guess I can get a good laugh out of people sometimes.

Probably my hair. It's pretty bland. That, and my laugh. It is outrageous.

I like books with pictures in. Also read a lot of Salinger, Kerouac, Orwell, Fitzgerald, and some Bukowski when I was an angsty teenager.

OKCupid won't let me post even a fraction of the movies I like. But I like the ones with lots of explosions and flashy lights, as well as the good ones.

I'll pretty much eat anything.

Probably my phone. I need it to talk to people who aren't within earshot of me.
Internet, because that's the way the world works now.
And the fundamentals: Oxygen and H20.

... Ways not to die.

Either at the pub or at home just doing not a whole lot of nothing.

I'm on OKCupid.

If you're not looking for that atypical 'Lad' type. If you like chatting nonsense and/or awkward conversations in coffee shops on first dates. Or just because.

I look at a lot of profiles. This is a direct consequence of having too much time to kill. I also rarely never message people. So if I came by and didn't say anything, it's not because I think you're an ugly skank. For all you know, I could have thought you looked quite nice.