Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Been busy lately, so if I don't respond it doesn't mean I'm dissin
you. I'm just a tad bit preoccupied. Till then.
I think in some way, meeting new prople helps one understand
Here's the summary:
I am not athletic. I don't run triathlons or even attempt to. I
have never gone camping. I can't swim. I will never be able to play
a guitar. My hand coordination sucks. I hate cats. I'm a lousy
driver. Wait, I'm a lazy driver. It pisses me off when I'm standing
in line at an ATM machine and the person before me does multiple
transactions. Smelly people make me cringe. I cannot tell a joke. I
almost failed my Algebra class. There is no such thing as a valid
I'm getting older. So are you. I try at least to add wisdom to it.
I try. Fate is picky. No wait, I think I'm picky. Which is bad. I
don't sugar coat shit. If you don't like it, carry on. I like to
feel pretty so suck it up when I'm out shopping for a new pair of
stilettos, its to your advantage. I will always look presentable. I
believe in treating people right. When in public, act accordingly.
When in bed, rawr!
Life is short so I try to minimize my stupidity and carelessness. I
want to look back and laugh at all the silly things I've done,
which includes but not limited to having an OKC account. What
happened in the past remains in the past, it can either define you
as better person now or what a better person you were then.
Anything online is possible---Anything.
I may not find what I'm looking for here but what the heck, its
worth a shot. Taking chances is a step towards change. I'm done
with conditional statements and what if's. Life is short. Let's
Can I just say that personally, its a total turn on to see dudes
that actually read books..like they even have quite a good
selection..now whether that be legit or just a fodder approach to
grab attention, it still is impressive. So kudos to the men that
actually read and appreciate literature. *high five*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Like everyone else (mostly!) I have a job. I'm thankful for it. I
get to travel a lot. But I don't get to go out as much cause 1.)
I'm married to my blackberry. 2.) My laptop is my mistress. 3.)
What little extra time I have I use it to get sleep.
In a nutshell, I live a crazy life. No, I am not a cat lady. I will
never be that cat lady in the building who likes to knit and wear
Being 30 is like being 17. You feel you're too old to hitch a ride
with your parents. Too young to have serious relationships. So I
wanna make some changes in my life. I've always been in a
relationship. But fate has a way of telling me there's something
better. Or maybe I'm being optimistic. I just want to live it
So I'm not a bum. I'm actually pretty good with what I do. I no
longer terminate jobs for a living (Yay! ) That's why I get so much
bad karma *No more karma*. My work doesn't define me. My work pays
the bills. That's it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Applying Six Sigma in my life.
Making graphs and interpreting the data. Financials.
Bell curves. Histograms. Standard deviations.
Baking. I swear I am good. Not Martha Stewart great though.
Making badass cajun chicken fingers.
Mixing anything with Vodka.
Booking flights and getting the best deals. Eat that Expedia!
Finding the best bargains.
Handling kids. They love me. Hah!
Making a guy sexually satisfied -- you know you like that.
Toasting bread and making sammiches.
Giving space and just shutting up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My pornish lips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Gabriel Garcia Marquez's "Love in the time of cholera";
"The Strain Trilogy"; Veronica Decides To Die; The Client; (I'll
lend you my kindle for the full list)
Movies - Cool Hand Luke; Megamind; Anything with zombies in it..
500 Days Of Summer; Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlist; The Ugly
Truth, What's Your Number? and Finding Nemo.
Shows - NCIS, Homeland, Scandal, Suits, The Walking Dead, The Big
Bang Theory, Nikita, Grimm, SNL, Breaking Bad, House, 2 Broke
Girls, Perfect Starngers, ALF, The Equalizer, Knots Landing,
Melrose Place (The old one), Frasier, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family
Guy, He-Man, Thundercats and Garfield.
Music - Jazz.
Food - God I love french fries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) My BlackBerry | iPhone
2.) My Inhaler
3.) My Passport
5.) Lip Balm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly where I want to go...which new place I wanna seek out..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I snore when I'm extremely tired.
You should message me if
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If you want to and if you answered NO to the following:
1.) Do you have a criminal record?
2.) Are you or any of your aliases on the sex offenders list?
3.) Do you hate to shower?
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