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deathbyplatypus

29 Manassas, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi. How are you.

I hate starting these because it feels so hackneyed and awkward. But whatever. Here it goes.

I love movies. all movies. Drama. Horror. Romance. Musicals. I have no favorite genre, a good movie is just a good movie.

I love music. I love TALENTED music. That means no One Direction, Katy Perry, very little rap, and techno just makes me sad.

I love everything about guitars. i like listening to them. playing them. teaching other people to play them.

i hate drugs. billions of people get along just fine without them, so can i, and so can you.

I curse too much.

As much as my inner smartass pains me to admit, I honor and respect love and loyalty without exception.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently working at Fairfax Hospital as a security supervisor. I hesitate to say that simply for Paul Blartish mall cop stereotypes, but then i thought about it and remembered that i got punched in the head by a crazy person on a psych ward while strapping him to a bed because he refused to take his court-ordered medication, and i thought... "my job is kinda cool". Not to say there isn't room for improvement. I'm always on the lookout for a better job.

I'm also a student. Once upon a time I dreamed of being a history major and imparting my wisdom and knowledge unto children the world over. But the economy sucks and now teachers can't afford to be teachers. However working in a healthcare setting made me realize that being a nurse might not be all that bad. So that is my course of study.

To be a male nurse. A murse. A manly murse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the guitar.
Singing.
Drawing.
Writing.
Winning arguments.
Inventing/ figuring out inane and obscure pop culture references.
Pissing people off with my acerbic wit and sarcasm.
Endearing the people I don't piss off with my acerbic wit and sarcasm.
Using big words.
Laughing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall.

Sorry. I don't have anything poignant. I'm just tall and people notice that first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
oh boy, here we go.
MOVIES
A lot. Literally. I'm a massive movie buff. The last 3 movies I saw was Lincoln, Django Unchained, and Les Miserables. Last year, my favorite movie was The Muppets. As you can see, my taste is broad and spanning.

BOOKS
I have hundreds. I love to read. Tom Clancy, Stephen King, George Martin, Rick Atkinson, Stephen Ambrose. Fiction. Non fiction. I'm even a comic book nerd.

SHOWS
Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl, The Office, Deadwood, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Boss, Mythbusters, Pawn Stars, Gilmore Girls, Friends, Scrubs, archer, community, last airbender, etc.

MUSIC
Predominantly rock/metal, but it is a wide span.
A7X, Bad Religion, Dreamtheater, Trivium, In Flames, Between the Buried and Me, The Human Abstract, Protest the Hero, Straight Line Stitch, Staind, Slipknot, Bleeding Through, The Bled, Bullet for my Valentine, All That Remains, Nothingface, Muse, yada yada yada.

FOOD
The kind that goes in my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) guitar
2) my cats
3) my friends (okay, thats cheating, but i dont care)
4) my family (cheating again... I'm dastardly.)

honestly, that's about it. btw, this list is in no particular order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. It's scary.

Finances. I have expenditures. Accumulating them is stressful. Also, this could loosely be fit under "the future".

Love. Due to time restrains, my dating life is pretty stagnant. Hence this site. It kinda sucks being stuck by the wayside while watching everyone that I grew up with is getting married and having kids. Feels like I'm losing the world's worst race.

Missile shooting mutant penguin/ polar bear hybrids with jetpacks and trained in the deadliest of martial arts, essentially making them flying super ninjas.

Other than that, I've got nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In bed preparing for an early work day on saturday.

Exciting, no?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am terrified of bees. I have no issue with other bugs... Spiders, centipedes, crickets, cicadas (heh... THAT was a fun year...) but bees are flying harpooners of evil death.

I own all 7 seasons of Gilmore girls on DVD.

I have a giant platypus arm pillow that I use because its hard for me to get comfortable while sleeping and I need my arm propped up.
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