Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For the last year I have been on an incredible journey of self
discovery and weight loss. And by incredible journey I mean I have
been sitting on my back side eating bacon and steak for months
losing copious amounts of fat in the process. Ain't that something?
I'm from the south and you would never know it, until I let slip my
drawl, and when its loose its bad, like hillbilly bad.
I am a passionate person, unfortunately one of my biggest passions
is my rather bad habit of allowing my sadistic tendencies to
involve less physical forms of pain. In other words I can be an
asshole. But not in the worst way, but it seems to annoy some
I love to cook, especially fusing various influences into something
new and delicious. Like PB&J Ramen. Best idea ever. And its
easily made vegan, vegetarian, all organic and best of all,
Omnivorous! Cause chicken is just begging to be smothered in sauce
and served over noodles. I also make a mean BBQ.
And before you ask yes my wife knows. She knows everything, and
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a geek. But I have the opportunity now to be a stay at home
dad and I am loving spending so much time with my adorable dragon
of a child.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, being a jerk supposedly, and BBQ.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Really this list could go on and on and on. It would be much more
interesting to simply ask, besides its a great conversation right?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
0. The wife
5. My Computer
4. My Dreams
1. My Son
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, and sex, and why the two are great, they should usually be
enjoyed separately, or carefully together.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Letting my toddler drive me insane. Sometimes I even get to go out
if I am not working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me, and I will tell you just about anything. Other than about
the purple demon. No one is ever allowed to know about that.
You should message me if
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You like to talk. I find a good conversation is so hard to find
Who are you looking for?
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