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38 San Francisco, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Has cats
My self-summary
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i have excellent credit.

i have other endearing qualities (talent, charm, influence, etc), but really: if you're not looking to buy real estate by your late 30s, you're doing it wrong.
What I’m doing with my life
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saving democracy. not in some heartwarming, precious, my-god-please-stop-talking way, but in a really practical way. i'm an idiot savant when it comes to civic engagement. also, i seem to be watching a lot of pretty little liars. so i suppose i'm doing two things with my life right now.
I’m really good at
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I'm really good at ignoring the titles of these blurbs and just entering random text in the boxes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my amazing sense of style? and by "amazing sense of style" i mean that my uniform is so pronounced it borders on comical. if you want to hang out with someone who's always wearing a very minor variation on a theme, i'm your girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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* i pass the john waters test when it comes to books. john waters would totally fuck me.
* i would kill for a decent slice of pizza and a cannoli.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
right now the things i could never do without are:
* very loud pop music (for household dancing purposes)
* decaf coffee (to keep my caffeine addiction in check)
* my two adorably fat house cats (unconditional love, duh)
* other new yorkers (because facts trump nonsense)
* civic engagement projects (duh again)
* vacation days (come on!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how it is that i've cultivated a reputation for extreme productivity while spending so much of my time procrastinating. more specifically: "how i can package and sell this so that others can also be seen as productive while secretly wasting oodles of time?" and, "what would the ideal price point be for such a service?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sleeping, dancing, drinking, arranging my books by the dewey decimal system, coming up with alternatives to the dewey decimal system, or working. you know, the usual things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i spend a lot of time asking myself, "what would george clooney do?"
You should message me if
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message me if you are generally awesome, funny, mostly-put-together woman with a strong appreciation for fine shoes and handbags. message me if your imperfections are also endearing. it'll give us some commonality.