Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just trying to prove you can get through life subsisting on a
diet based primarily on burritos.
So far, so good.
I'm also the least photogenic. It's hard to get a good picture of
me. I mean seriously. Look at those filters I'm using.
I'm pretty laid back, except when it comes to people putting food
on the floor because why in the hell would you do that?! That's how
you get eldritch terrors! Gah!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I'm a software engineer, which I am told is a rare and
unique occupation in The Bay Area.
By night, I'm trying to become a super villain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes. It's too late to stop, the ship has sailed. Sometimes I
can go overboard.
Dropping fat beets. They can grow pretty big and I try to hold them
with one hand. Then disaster strikes.
Missing the T when pronouncing the word peanuts. So many angry
stares in super markets and at baseball games :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Sword, Clutch, BEASTWARS, Royal Thunder, Red Fang, Baroness, Fu
Manchu, Torche, Wo Fat, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, a variety
of other stoner and sludge metal bands. Additional 80s rock and
metal such as Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, etc.
Occasionally some Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Prodigy, Pendulum, or The
I will never, ever, turn down the Beastie Boys. (EVER)
Not a huge fan of pop music and I do not understand how bands like
Imagine Dragons get record deals.
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley is my all time favorite
Anything by Mark Twain. I only wish he hadn't gotten so bitter and
cynical near the end of his life.
Twin Peaks, House of Cards, etc. Not GoT though. I'm not a huge
fan, and couldn't get past the first season.
Anything spicy (the hotter the better). Chorizo is the greatest and
it is without a doubt my favorite style of meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Ford Fiesta. It is the most obnoxious car, and I love it. Lime
Green for life.
California. I don't think I can ever leave.
Dogs. They own bones.
Jalapeños (Did you know there is now jalapeño ketchup?!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do you want to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I mean, if
you had one tootsie pop to lick wouldn't you try to delay the
inevitable? Are tootsie pops a metaphor for life? Am I supposed to
just grab life by the tootsie pops and lick it raw? Did this
metaphor just take a dangerous turn? Yes. Yes it did.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Open palm slamming a VHS into the slot.
You should message me if
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You think we'd get along. Also def if yr a snake. I will always
take messages from snakes. 🐍
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