Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just trying to prove you can get through life subsisting on a
diet based primarily on burritos.
So far, so good.
I'm also the least photogenic. It's hard to get a good picture of
me. I mean seriously. Look at those filters I'm using.
I've been on edge lately. I take trust and honesty very seriously.
I don't hand it out. If I message you, it's because I think you're
worth it. This is usually tough for me because I am extremely shy
and quiet on the internet.
In all seriousness, I use humor to deal with awkward or difficult
situations, and for me there is nothing harder for me than meeting
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I'm a software engineer, which I am told is a rare and
unique occupation in The Bay Area. I love my job and the people I
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes. It's too late to stop, the ship has sailed. Sometimes I
can go overboard.
Dropping fat beets. They can grow pretty big and I try to hold them
with one hand. Then disaster strikes.
Missing the T when pronouncing the word peanuts. So many angry
stares in super markets and at baseball games :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Sword, Clutch, BEASTWARS, Royal Thunder, Red Fang, Baroness, Fu
Manchu, Torche, Wo Fat, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, a variety
of other stoner and sludge metal bands. Additional 80s rock and
metal such as Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, etc.
Occasionally some Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Prodigy, Pendulum, or The
I will never, ever, turn down the Beastie Boys. (EVER)
Not a huge fan of pop music and I do not understand how bands like
Imagine Dragons get record deals.
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley is my all time favorite
Anything by Mark Twain.
Twin Peaks, House of Cards, Halt and Catch Fire (I have a crush on
Mackenzie Davis), etc.
Anything spicy (the hotter the better). Chorizo is the greatest and
it is without a doubt my favorite style of meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Ford Fiesta. It's so much fun to drive on the grapevine.
California. I don't think I can ever leave.
Dogs. They own bones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
For what am I *here*? I gave up asking why a long time ago. But for
what reason does my consciousness exist in this place, in this
time? How am I affecting the lives of those I come into contact
with? And is it positive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Open palm slamming a VHS into the slot. (At a bar, hanging out, or
actively contributing to the heat death of the Universe)
You should message me if
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You think we'd get along, want to hang out, have any questions,
would like to make out, or would like to challenge me to Mortal
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