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decadent-taco

26 San Leandro, CA Trans Woman, Transgender, Transfeminine

Trans Woman, Transgender, Transfeminine

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 28
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just trying to prove you can get through life subsisting on a diet based primarily on burritos.

So far, so good.

I'm also the least photogenic. It's hard to get a good picture of me. I mean seriously. Look at those filters I'm using.

I'm pretty laid back, except when it comes to people putting food on the floor because why in the hell would you do that?! That's how you get eldritch terrors! Gah!
What I’m doing with my life
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By day, I'm a software engineer, which I am told is a rare and unique occupation in The Bay Area.

By night, I'm trying to become a super villain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes. It's too late to stop, the ship has sailed. Sometimes I can go overboard.

Dropping fat beets. They can grow pretty big and I try to hold them with one hand. Then disaster strikes.

Missing the T when pronouncing the word peanuts. So many angry stares in super markets and at baseball games :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music:

The Sword, Clutch, BEASTWARS, Royal Thunder, Red Fang, Baroness, Fu Manchu, Torche, Wo Fat, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, a variety of other stoner and sludge metal bands. Additional 80s rock and metal such as Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, etc.

Occasionally some Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Prodigy, Pendulum, or The Glitch Mob.

I will never, ever, turn down the Beastie Boys. (EVER)

Not a huge fan of pop music and I do not understand how bands like Imagine Dragons get record deals.

Books:

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley is my all time favorite book.

Anything by Mark Twain. I only wish he hadn't gotten so bitter and cynical near the end of his life.

Shows:

Twin Peaks, House of Cards, etc. Not GoT though. I'm not a huge fan, and couldn't get past the first season.

Food:

Anything spicy (the hotter the better). Chorizo is the greatest and it is without a doubt my favorite style of meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Ford Fiesta. It is the most obnoxious car, and I love it. Lime Green for life.

California. I don't think I can ever leave.

Dogs. They own bones.

My brother

Jalapeños (Did you know there is now jalapeño ketchup?!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do you want to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I mean, if you had one tootsie pop to lick wouldn't you try to delay the inevitable? Are tootsie pops a metaphor for life? Am I supposed to just grab life by the tootsie pops and lick it raw? Did this metaphor just take a dangerous turn? Yes. Yes it did.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Open palm slamming a VHS into the slot.
You should message me if
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You think we'd get along. Also def if yr a snake. I will always take messages from snakes. 🐍