Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just trying to prove you can get through life subsisting on a
diet based primarily on burritos.
So far, so good.
I am deathly allergic to cats. If you own cats, I probably wouldn't
be able to have a conversation lasting more than 10 minutes before
dying. Many holidays have been ruined because of cats. I like cats.
I can't be near them. :(
I'm also the least photogenic. It's hard to get a good picture of
Also, obviously, I'm trans. Still early on in my transition (1 year
mark is approaching). Hopefully I'll start to look a bit better
I'm honestly thinking of deleting this profile. In the past 3
years, I've had 1 date from OKC. And it was a disaster.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day, I'm a software engineer, which is a rare and unique
occupation in The Bay Area.
By night, I'm trying to become a super villain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes. It's too late to stop, the ship has sailed. Sometimes I
can go overboard.
Dropping fat beets. They can grow pretty big and I try to hold them
with one hand. Then disaster strikes.
Missing the T when pronouncing the word peanuts. So many angry
stares in super markets and at baseball games :(
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am cynically sarcastic. (Oh! Ya don't say!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Sword, Clutch, BEASTWARS, Royal Thunder, Red Fang, Baroness, Fu
Manchu, Mothership, Wo Fat, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, a
variety of other stoner and sludge metal bands. Additional 80s rock
and metal such as Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden,
Occasionally some Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Prodigy, Pendulum, or The
I will never, ever, turn down the Beastie Boys. (EVER)
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley is my all time favorite
Anything by Mark Twain. I only wish he hadn't gotten so bitter and
cynical near the end of his life.
I catch what I can on netflix.
Anything spicy (the hotter the better), or Italian.
There's a TON of them out there that I've enjoyed. I have a soft
spot for more recent over the top martial arts movies (Ip Man, Ong
Bak). I also dig Westerns, Sci-Fi, and Sci-Fi westerns (but not
always western sci-fis).
I wish more movies had dinosaurs in them and didn't rhyme with
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Ford Fiesta. It is the most obnoxious car, and I love it. Lime
Green for life.
California. I don't think I can ever leave.
Dogs. They own bones.
Jalapeños (Did you know there is now jalapeño ketchup?!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do you want to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I mean, if
you had one tootsie pop to lick wouldn't you try to delay the
inevitable? Are tootsie pops a metaphor for life? Am I supposed to
just grab life by the tootsie pops and lick it raw? Did this
metaphor just take a dangerous turn? Yes. Yes it did.
I think about space a lot. I don't mean I space out. I just think
of space. What would a space chicken taste like? Would it taste
like space? Oh my god, space!
Why? (Usually in response to anything. Thanks for getting me in so
much trouble as a kid, Ms. Frizzle)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chowing down on a burrito, possibly at the gym. Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wake up every morning to realize that I'm still on Earth and it
makes me depressed. Anywhere but here. Anywhere.
You should message me if
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You think we'd get along? I dunno. Just don't send me a message
saying I'll never look decent. I've gotten 5 so far. It's not nice.
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