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25 San Leandro, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:46am
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm just trying to prove you can get through life subsisting on a diet based primarily on burritos. So far, my stomach has yet to commit sudoku. This pun brought to you by the number 3 in the 4th column.

I am deathly allergic to cats. If you own cats, I probably wouldn't be able to have a conversation lasting more than 10 minutes before dying. Many holidays have been ruined because of cats. I like cats. I can't be near them. :(

I'm also the least photogenic. It's hard to get a good picture of me.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day, I'm a software engineer, which is a rare and unique occupation in The Bay Area.

By night, I'm trying to become a super villain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes. It's too late to stop, the ship has sailed. Sometimes I can go overboard.

Dropping fat beets. They can grow pretty big and I try to hold them with one hand. Then disaster strikes.

Missing the T when pronouncing the word peanuts. So many angry stares in super markets and at baseball games :(
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am cynically sarcastic. I'm sure this won't ever bite me in the ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Sword, Clutch, BEASTWARS, Royal Thunder, Red Fang, Baroness, Fu Manchu, Mothership, Wo Fat, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, a variety of other stoner and sludge metal bands. Additional 80s rock and metal such as Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, etc.

Occasionally some Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Prodigy, Pendulum, or The Glitch Mob.

I will never, ever, turn down the Beastie Boys. (EVER)


Brave New World by Aldous Huxley is my all time favorite book.

Anything by Mark Twain. I only wish he hadn't gotten so bitter and cynical near the end of his life.


I catch what I can on netflix.


Anything spicy (the hotter the better), or Italian.


There's a TON of them out there that I've enjoyed. I have a soft spot for more recent over the top martial arts movies (Ip Man, Ong Bak). I also dig Westerns, Sci-Fi, and Sci-Fi westerns (but not always western sci-fis).

I wish more movies had dinosaurs in them and didn't rhyme with fantastic shark.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Ford Fiesta. It is the most obnoxious car, and I love it. Lime Green for life.

California. I don't think I can ever leave.

Dogs. They own bones.

My brother

Jalapeños (Did you know there is now jalapeño ketchup?!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do you want to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I mean, if you had one tootsie pop to lick wouldn't you try to delay the inevitable? Are tootsie pops a metaphor for life? Am I supposed to just grab life by the tootsie pops and lick it raw? Did this metaphor just take a dangerous turn? Yes. Yes it did.

I think about space a lot. I don't mean I space out. I just think of space. What would a space chicken taste like? Would it taste like space? Oh my god, space!

Why? (Usually in response to anything. Thanks for getting me in so much trouble as a kid, Ms. Frizzle)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chowing down on a burrito, possibly at the gym. Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wish more than anything that there was a sailor moon emoji.
You should message me if
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You can do a Han Solo smirk.

Please send proof in triplicate, thanks in advance.