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decadent-taco

25 M Santa Ana, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm just trying to prove you can get through life subsisting on a diet based primarily on burritos. SO FAR. SO GOOD.

While I haven't done it in years, I love camping, especially in the desert. Joshua Tree is a pretty cool place.

I've recently started collecting vinyl records. I've no idea what spurred me to do so. The art on these albums is rad though. No, I don't actually have a way to play said vinyls.

Have you ever noticed how you can segue Willy Wonka's "Pure Imagination" into the Reading Rainbow Theme Song?

"Come with, and you'll be in a world of Pure Imagination. Take a look. It's in a book. READING RAINBOW!" (This is the part where you belt out "I. CAN. GO. ANYWHERE!")
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the games industry and let's leave it at that.
I’m really good at
Dad Jokes. Sometimes I can go overboard.

Dropping fat beets. They can grow pretty big and I try to hold them with one hand. Then disaster strikes.

Missing the T when pronouncing the word peanuts. So many angry stares in super markets and at baseball games :(
The first things people usually notice about me
Well someone told me recently that they like the shape of my mouth. Did not know it was a defining feature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:

The Sword, Clutch, BEASTWARS, Royal Thunder, Red Fang, Baroness, Fu Manchu, Mothership, Wo Fat, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, a variety of other stoner and sludge metal bands. Additional 80s rock and metal such as Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, etc.

Occasionally some Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Prodigy, Pendulum, or The Glitch Mob.

I will never, ever, turn down the Beastie Boys. (EVER)

Books:

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley is my all time favorite book.

Anything by Mark Twain. He had a way with words and women. Where the women would walk in the other direction. (I wish I could have his wit)

Shows:

I catch what I can on netflix. I spend more time working or playing a game or watching movies rather than TV.

Food:

Anything spicy (the hotter the better), or Italian.

I will occasionally bake, because if you have an oven and pay for gas every month why wouldn't you make double chocolate toll house chip cookies.

Movies:

There's a TON of them out there that I've enjoyed. I have a soft spot for more recent over the top martial arts movies (Ip Man, Ong Bak). I also dig Westerns, Sci-Fi, and Sci-Fi westerns (but not always western sci-fis).

I wish more movies had dinosaurs in them and didn't rhyme with fantastic shark.

Games:

Just a heads up, I play video games. It's sort of a requirement when you work in the game industry.

I play mostly first person shooters, and RTS'. Also mostly on PC, though I've recently started paying attention to mobile games.
The six things I could never do without
My Ford Fiesta. It is the most obnoxious car, and I love it. Lime Green for life.

California. I don't think I can ever leave.

Dogs. They own bones.

My brother.

Jalapeños

I didn't want to put my phone here, but I joined the Cult of Jobs, and I don't think I want to live in a world where I can't play Robot Unicorn Attack anytime I want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do you want to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I mean, if you had one tootsie pop to lick wouldn't you try to delay the inevitable? Are tootsie pops a metaphor for life? Am I supposed to just grab life by the tootsie pops and lick it raw? Did this metaphor just take a dangerous turn? Yes. Yes it did.

I think about space a lot. I don't mean I space out. I just think of space.

Why? (Usually in response to anything. Thanks for getting me in so much trouble as a kid, Ms. Frizzle)
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, trying to relax. My "go to a bar" night is on Wednesday.
This doesn't mean people can't convince me to go out on a Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get mani-pedis. The full monty.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't "type liek dis 4 any1" or use all uppercase letters. That's all I ask. That's all I want. Please.