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decadent-taco

26 San Leandro, CA Trans Woman, Transgender, Transfeminine

Trans Woman, Transgender, Transfeminine

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 28
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm just trying to prove you can get through life subsisting on a diet based primarily on burritos.

So far, so good.

I am deathly allergic to cats. If you own cats, I probably wouldn't be able to have a conversation lasting more than 10 minutes before dying. Many holidays have been ruined because of cats. I like cats. I can't be near them. :(

I'm also the least photogenic. It's hard to get a good picture of me.

Also, obviously, I'm trans. Still early on in my transition (1 year mark is approaching). Hopefully I'll start to look a bit better soon.

I'm honestly thinking of deleting this profile. In the past 3 years, I've had 1 date from OKC. And it was a disaster.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day, I'm a software engineer, which is a rare and unique occupation in The Bay Area.

By night, I'm trying to become a super villain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dad Jokes. It's too late to stop, the ship has sailed. Sometimes I can go overboard.

Dropping fat beets. They can grow pretty big and I try to hold them with one hand. Then disaster strikes.

Missing the T when pronouncing the word peanuts. So many angry stares in super markets and at baseball games :(
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am cynically sarcastic. (Oh! Ya don't say!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music:

The Sword, Clutch, BEASTWARS, Royal Thunder, Red Fang, Baroness, Fu Manchu, Mothership, Wo Fat, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, a variety of other stoner and sludge metal bands. Additional 80s rock and metal such as Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, etc.

Occasionally some Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Prodigy, Pendulum, or The Glitch Mob.

I will never, ever, turn down the Beastie Boys. (EVER)

Books:

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley is my all time favorite book.

Anything by Mark Twain. I only wish he hadn't gotten so bitter and cynical near the end of his life.

Shows:

I catch what I can on netflix.

Food:

Anything spicy (the hotter the better), or Italian.

Movies:

There's a TON of them out there that I've enjoyed. I have a soft spot for more recent over the top martial arts movies (Ip Man, Ong Bak). I also dig Westerns, Sci-Fi, and Sci-Fi westerns (but not always western sci-fis).

I wish more movies had dinosaurs in them and didn't rhyme with fantastic shark.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Ford Fiesta. It is the most obnoxious car, and I love it. Lime Green for life.

California. I don't think I can ever leave.

Dogs. They own bones.

My brother

Jalapeños (Did you know there is now jalapeño ketchup?!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do you want to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I mean, if you had one tootsie pop to lick wouldn't you try to delay the inevitable? Are tootsie pops a metaphor for life? Am I supposed to just grab life by the tootsie pops and lick it raw? Did this metaphor just take a dangerous turn? Yes. Yes it did.

I think about space a lot. I don't mean I space out. I just think of space. What would a space chicken taste like? Would it taste like space? Oh my god, space!

Why? (Usually in response to anything. Thanks for getting me in so much trouble as a kid, Ms. Frizzle)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chowing down on a burrito, possibly at the gym. Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wake up every morning to realize that I'm still on Earth and it makes me depressed. Anywhere but here. Anywhere.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we'd get along? I dunno. Just don't send me a message saying I'll never look decent. I've gotten 5 so far. It's not nice.