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cynical, caustic, and analytical

My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm Shannon. I love horror movies and video games. I smoke cloves, and yes, I'm aware of the implied pretentiousness. I'm not religious. I'm fascinated with mythology and urban legends and weird coincidences, but I don't believe in ghosts. I never forget birthdays and I always sit with my back to the wall.

That's just a smattering of dubiously semi-useful information.

If you want to know something, just ask.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm currently working on a degree from the University of Pittsburgh with a double major in Classics and English Writing, concentration in Poetry (for now, at least) - don't ask me what I'm going to do with it, though, because I have no idea. I also work at the counseling center in the William Pitt Union - 'work,' here, being very loosely used, because all I really do is download porn and surf the internet while chatting with my friends. But I get a hefty sum of money each month for doing it, so I'm certainly enjoying it!

I'm really good at Propose an edit

inventing creative insults, out-drinking everyone in the room, procrastinating, recognizing minor actors and actresses in other roles, remembering birthdays, making extensively detailed lists, enabling people.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I'd like to say my lovely green eyes or perhaps my smile, but let be honest: we all know where our eyes first gaze when we're checking someone out, and it's generally not anywhere near the facial region. My septum ring throws some people off, too.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

A) Current favorites include, but are not limited to: The Wind-up Bird Chronicle, We, Lolita, House of Leaves, Catch-22, American Psycho, Dead Souls, Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer, The Book of Disquiet, and The Sorrows of Young Werther, as well as any books on handwriting, occultism, mythology, diseases, European history, and ancient civilizations I can get my hands on.

B) A Tale of Two Sisters, 28 Days Later, Empire Records, The Hamiltons, No Country For Old Men, The Crow, Land of the Dead, Silent Hill, The Phantom of the Opera, Clue, Grindhouse, Pi, Hocus Pocus, Dangerous Liasions, Die Hard, The Devil's Rejects, Gangs of New York, Audition, The Princess Bride, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, Mary Reilly, The Libertine, The Ring, Harry Potter, V For Vendetta, American Psycho, Pan's Labyrinth, The Prestige, Se7en, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, American History X, There Will Be Blood, House of 1000 Corpses, The Machinist

C) Nine Inch Nails, Akira Yamaoka, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Tool, Led Zeppelin, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Interpol, Lustmord, Henryk Gorecki, Skinny Puppy, The Dresden Dolls, Metallica, Clint Mansell, Murder By Death, KMFDM, Muse, PIG, Yutaka Minobe, Frederic Chopin, Death From Above 1979, Hans Zimmer, A Perfect Circle, Alexandre Desplat, Blue Oyster Cult, Haujobb, Johnny Cash, Johann Sebastian Bach, Modest Mouse, Puscifer, Tom Tykwer, Sunn O))), Guns & Roses, Lynyrd Skynyrd.

D) I had Chinese food for the first time last year and am infatuated with it; other than that, I'm big on burgers, fries, wings, pizza, and milkshakes. I'm fairly easy to please in that respect.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Aside from the obvious: red meat, poetry, clove cigarettes, my laptop & a sturdy internet connection, double java mocha whatever, and a notebook.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

I'd like to think that I have not yet sunk so far into the pit of routine mediocrity that I have a 'typical' anything, but I'd probably be lying to myself. And you!

Well, most likely I'm either at a friend's for a get-together, playing video games, or reading, but I've been known to deviate from those fairly often. I'm usually always up for going out.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Please, I barely admit private things to my closest friends.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you like what you've read & seen, you want to teach me how to throw knives, and/or you can get me a good deal on a cello.

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decemberthreat: 599 questions

Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
N/A
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius and it's fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
N/A
Kids
Likes children, but doesn't want any
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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