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34 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:00pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I refuse to eat salad with dressing on it, or with a fork. Seriously, chopsticks or fingers... salads were not designed for forks and forks were not designed for salads. I clearly love to rant about unimportant things. I am an engineer. I play the occasional video game, make noises with synths and drum machines (hardware, not software), open-source contributor, like to build and break things for fun, do open mic comedy,love semantics, and dreaming of random ideas and projects I wish I had more time to work on.

I like trying to find the joy and beauty in an otherwise absurd world.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I sit far too often in a darkened room listening to whatever music fits the mood. This needs to end because there is nothing more interesting than wandering the streets of a city while being open to whatever experiences afford themselves. Interesting music, food, people, or whatever, I try to be open to whatever opportunities are available. I truly love the serene tension of a city after dark. That's not creepy, really. I just like how quiet it is, but how the city still boils over with energy. However, as mentioned, I do like sitting in a darkened room simply enjoying music as well.

I lived in Japan for a number of years and had an amazing experience. I had studied International Relations with a focus on Japan, so it was great to put my knowledge to use. I wish I could have stayed, but I couldn't see myself making a permanent life there. I loved the food, the trains, the sento / osens, and just the ease of life that came with living in Japan. I lived in Tokyo and loved spending the evenings exploring the back-streets and the grittier areas of Tokyo. I recently visited South Korea which was a great experience and I really fell in love with Korean food and Jimjilbang (korean spa). I sort of regretted not studying about Korea as it seems so much more unexplored than Japan (Also, being able to read Korea within a few hours of studying was really amazing. I studied Japanese for 4 years and never felt like I could gain fluency. I think I could with Korean.) If you've read this tangent, the one thing I would like to reiterate: Japanese sento and korean jimjilban are amazing I would absolutely recommend going to Olympus spa in Lynnwood.
I’m really good at
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enjoying the surrealism that exists between the lines.

making good code look like poetry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I suspect people believe I am shy, but I am just listening. If I trust you I can be an unfiltered individual.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Burroughs, Kerouac, Vonnegut, Philip K. Dick, Hunter S. Thompson, Palahniuk, Oe Kenzaburo, Murakami, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Robert Jordan are authors that I can recall off the top of my head that have some how been meaningful in my life.

Music: noisy noisy sounds, but anything poppy is fine, or classical, or not noisy, but noisy is fine as well. Mel Torme, Ol' Dirty Bastard, and Skinny Puppy.

Movies: I enjoy basically any kind of comedy. Even the worst comedy I will attempt to find humor in. Anything that is likely to invoke emotion in me. However, I particularly like comedies. I would not recommend "Bad News Bears Go to Japan"

For me this is always the most difficult part of describing who I am. I am not the type that tries to define myself and then try to meet those criteria. In a sense, I try not to define myself through what the experience was, but what I gained from that experience.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinks at a bar talking about whatever comes to mind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I learned how to do the dougie with the devil in the pale moonlight.
You should message me if
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you've read this far into my inane bullshit, or if you want to tell me what the fuck I am doing wrong. Clearly I am not the ladies man. That last statement is probably counter-productive ... right? I am supposed to prove my worth and be like super confident... fuck. I am not good at this! I kid, I kid, but seriously I am terrible at this..