Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've answered enough of the okcupid questions for our match
statistics to be meaningful. I don't require a certain match %, but
prefer we be informed of what we're signing up for.
You're intelligent, non-religious, and find it disappointing the
redundancy here is necessary.
You're physically well; not necessarily seeking an athlete, but a
woman who takes care of herself. Can you do a hand-stand against
the wall? I'd like to do drunken, giggly hand-stands with you
between games of scrabble!
You would like to go walk/hike/backpack/camp somewhere pretty,
possibly under the influence of psychadelics.
The idea of reading aloud chapters from our current books to each
other in a tent on a beach is appealing.
You would enjoy playing in a kitchen with me making elaborate,
tasty, entertaining meals.
You're caring, honest, intelligent, and expect the same.
You won't feel the need to demonstrate compassion upon learning I
lived without electricity for a year - it was voluntary and most
excellent, how else was I going to put a dent in my stockpile of
You're not nor do you aspire to be a Google or Facebook
You have a life and passionate interests of your own and don't
entirely define your life and happiness through your relationship
with your partner.
You're not on some kind of desperate mission to find a husband to
father your future children, do.not.want.
Still with me? Send a message, I will reply. I'm quite laid back
and a great person to have on your team, this profile is
intentionally direct and semi-hostile to try mitigate wasting our
Unlike so many of the profiles I encounter, one word effortless
messages are just fine and dandy; I don't have some unrealistic
expectation of strangers investing significant time and energy
sending messages to dozens of probable response-less black holes.
After we've gone through the pulse-checking correspondence cycle
however... expectations emerge.