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dedalusdedalus
26 / M / Straight / Single
Fort Lee, New Jersey
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Asian
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- Trying to quit
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am res, ipsa, and loquitur.
My Self-Summary
how to sum myself up? i like coffee and cigarettes, and generally
believe that tea is an excellent cure for whatever ails you.
nietzsche is my co-pilot. on-and-off again vegan. i have an
unhealthy interest in eating at fast food franchises that went
defunct in my childhood.
at first, i went vegan for health reasons. then it was for ethical reasons. then i just did it to be annoying.
i currently consider myself "freegan" since i've found that that philosophy best reconciles my interest in ethical consumption patterns with my love for free stuff.
at first, i went vegan for health reasons. then it was for ethical reasons. then i just did it to be annoying.
i currently consider myself "freegan" since i've found that that philosophy best reconciles my interest in ethical consumption patterns with my love for free stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm studying to be a law-talking guy like Lionel Hutz. I watched
Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got
the gist of it.
I’m really good at
Making off-beat hypotheses about the subtext in various 80s and 90s
cartoons. Double entendres.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
"Hiya, fuckface. how'd you like to paint this fence? Gonna cost you
plenty." That's pretty much all i remember from Tom Sawyer. As you
can probably see, i don't read much. Anyhow, I'd like to think I'm
today's Tom Sawyer.
I like whichever movies, music, and food are socially acceptable. Love me, please.
I like whichever movies, music, and food are socially acceptable. Love me, please.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ROBOTS!
Here’s why:
These are the three real rules of robots (fuck Asimov):
1) A robot can never understand love. 2) A robot will always attempt to understand love which will inevitably cause him to go on a rampage of death and destruction. 3) Once a robot does understand love he will be destroyed.
Here’s why:
These are the three real rules of robots (fuck Asimov):
1) A robot can never understand love. 2) A robot will always attempt to understand love which will inevitably cause him to go on a rampage of death and destruction. 3) Once a robot does understand love he will be destroyed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering if I'll ever have enough guts or lack enough dignity to
do cosplay.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i love love LOVE fat bottomed girls.
oh, i'm referring to the queen song "fat bottomed girls."
OOOOHHHHH, you gonna take me home tonight?
OOOOHHHHH, down beside that red firelight,
are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.
oh, i'm referring to the queen song "fat bottomed girls."
OOOOHHHHH, you gonna take me home tonight?
OOOOHHHHH, down beside that red firelight,
are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.
You should message me if
You shouldn't, because you'll likely be disappointed.
