im the troll that lives under the bridge in childrens stories

i really suck at these self description things cuz i hate them so much. or i hate them so much because i suck at them.
either way..

interests from facebook:
abandoned buildings, architecture, bats, bdsm, bettie page, biting, black, black flag, blood, books, classic cadillacs, caffeine, candles, cemetaries, chains, christopher walken, chuck palahniuk, classic american cars, clubs, clutch, concerts, cornbread(aint nothin wrong w/that!) corpses, corsets, crucifixes, cthulu, diversity, DIY, dogma, domination, eccentricity, eco consciousness, edgar allan poe, electrial tape, ernest borgnine, the evil dead, fetishism, film, fire, firearms, free expression, free thinking, gags, gargoyles, gas masks, grain, gravestones, graveyards, gwar, halloween, hearses, home renovation, horror, house of 1000 corpses, incense, indie films, individualism, ink, jager, jhonen vasquez, jthm, junkyards, kink, knives, kurt vonnegut, latex, leather, marquis de sade, metal,the misfits[77-83], nighttime, novas(68-72), october, outcasts, pain, photography, pissing people off, polyamory, porno, pre-war cars, psychology, pvc, randomness, razorblades, reading, richard attenborough, road warrior, rob zombie, robert deniro, rollins band, rope, s&m, sadism, samhain, sarcasm(if you havent noticed already), self destruction, serial killers, sick of it all, skulls, steve buschemi!, stripes, thrift stores, tool, view askew, vikings, vintage muscle cars, vintage(most anything really), vinyl, wierdos, wwii, xota, zombies, most anything post-apocolyptic

constantly battling stupidity, traffic, time and insomnia

driving. confusing people who were born without a sense of humor, losing all track of time, fixing things when none of the proper parts or tools are available, making sarcastic comments even when not concious. punishing the insolent

idk... ive been told i always look pissed off

books:
random volumes on the history of diffrent cultures &/or WW2, edgar rice burroughs, bret easton ellis, richard matheson, hunter s. thompson, harry harrison, stephen king (lame, i know), douglas adams, & anything by kurt vonnegut

movies: ANYTHING with vincent price, fight club, goodfellas, scarface, the shining, clerks, shaft, escape from new york, city of god, boondock saints, potc, a clockwork orange, donnie darko, full metal jacket, american psycho, mad max, the road warrior, the goonies(who doesnt??), 12 monkies, junk, clerks, chasing amy [anything kevin smith], fear and loathing in las vegas, american beauty, rules of attraction, city of god, basically any flick with zombies, slc punk, freeway 2, lotr, the fisher king, the breakfast club, house of 1000 corpses, american beauty, the great escape, breakfast of champions, the devils rejects, evil dead, army of darkness, rocky horror picture show, anything by the coen brothers...

music: i like a strange mishmash of bands & i have absolutly no idea why......i cant fucking stand r&b, or 99.3 % of what passes as hiphop, nupunk, pop or country these days.

food:
probably one of my least favorite subjects....im extremely picky and have many many times been told "boring" when it comes to what im willing to ingest
ummm... i like oatmeal

hot water. clean socks. my smokes. advil. benedryl. at least one rusting hunk of detroit steel older than myself.

probably watching something on netflix or out by the firepit, im pretty much a hermit aside from the 2 or 3 people im willing to call friends

i have this theory that clowns only bleed green blood. and im constantly constantly tempted to find out

you're an insomniac.
you have cool scars.
you hate cats.
you hate cat-sized dogs.
i might actually be able to stand spending more than 15 min with you